(Sung to BrainDrain)
Verse 1:
Clear you 'n' slip out your sloppy shit,
Feel your shit a slippin' by arse cheeks,
Let it go a slidin' down the side of the bowl,
Shit, it's gunna stink like this until next week,
Feel your arse expanded as it's coming out,
When it finally comes out, take a breath & go 'ahh',
Semi-constipation can clog right up your arse,
So you grab a roll of toilet paper & wipe it on your arse,
Lets do the toilet bowl!
Chorus:
Pooo,
Preparing for the toilet bowl,
Toilet bowl,
Pooo,
Well a stinky shit in the toilet bowl,
Toilet bowl,
Pooo,
Preparing for the toilet bowl,
Toilet bowl,
Well a poo-poo-poo,
A stinky little toilet bowl
Verse 2:
The turd is out, the pain has stop, your heart's pulsin' quick,
My stinky smelly shit really makes you sick!
Relax your arse and feel your semi-constipation as it ends,
Sit for a while, sniff and smell that funky smell,
A full constipation makes your arse unregular,
As you turn away say 'see you later brown turtle',
Semi-constipation can clog right up your arse,
So you grab a roll of toilet paper & wipe it on your arse,
Lets do the toilet bowl!
Chorus X 2
Pooo,
Preparing for the toilet bowl,
Toilet bowl,
Pooo,
Well a stinky shit in the toilet bowl,
Toilet bowl,
Pooo,
Preparing for the toilet bowl,
Toilet bowl,
Well a poo-poo-poo,
A stinky little toilet bowl
Verse 1
Chorus