Criswell and Sizewell� Reporters with their trusty Camera Guy
Ricky Valiant� A Megalomaniac
Ash Raimi� A Hero
Dawn Raimi� A Heroine
Dr. Barium Enema� A Deranged Neurosurgeon
Dr. Barada� A Sadistic Female Neurosurgeon
Tiffany� A Seductive Nurse With A Problem
Klaatu� A Systems Design Analyst (aka a geek)
Bub� A Friendly and Lovable Deadhead
Nikto� An Unfriendly and Nasty Deadhead
Secretary� A Secretary With A Mission
Dr. Cronenberg� A Therapist (eek!)
Deadheads� Cannibalistic, Pelvic-thrusting, Rock n� Roll Dependent Beings
FBI Agents� Come to Help Save The Day
