Posted on : 22:27, 30/04/01
Posted by : Mark W
A POEM "The Selection Process Interview"
The train pulled out of the station
I felt all nervous inside
I had to impress the selectors
I wasn�t just here for the ride
I went to the secret location
I felt calm, willing and able
I opened the door and looked round the room
and there they sat at the table.
Peter was one of the quizzers. I saw that look in his eye.
It felt like he was about to say :
"You are the Weakest Link...Goodbye!"
The questions came out at me quickly
My palms were starting to sweat
I�d come a long way to this meeting
I wasn�t going to give up just yet.
They asked about me as a person
and about all the things I could do.
Peter was scribbling his notes
whilst I just wanted the loo.
What seemed like an age went passed
As the final question did come
I thanked them all for seeing me
and hoped they didn�t think I was dumb.
I sat in the train going home
and I pondered with hand on my heart
and then a wry smile came across my face
cause now the fun would all start
My meeting was just a formality
I had started to play out my role
but now the fooling gets harder
Will they guess that I am The Mole.......?
T H E E N D
Posted on : 18:36, 30/04/01
Posted by : Admania
Carpenters Mole Ode to Sara!!!!!
Why do moles suddenly appear
Every time you are near
Just like me
They long to be
With Sara Lee
Why does buxton water fall down from the sky
When I thought the mole was Zi
Just like me
They long to be
With Sara Lee
That is why all the boys in town
Follow you all around
Just like me , they long to be
With Sara Lee
Good Luck Sara!
Posted on : 17:34, 30/04/01
Posted by : sparky
Life Poem
Life Poem
I love my life,
Especialy as a wife,
It�s hard to touch,
Cause it means so much,
It would give me a scare,
If anyone was OUT THERE!
The meaning of the ��Life this Mole site.
Is there anyone out there?
sparkyxxx
Posted on : 11:35, 25/04/01
Posted by : matt
Who is the Mole?
The Mole i am
The Mole i be
The Mole is what i do and see
My friends have just one simple aim
To correctly guess the traitors name
I�ll stop my friends at all costs
To hear Glenn say "the game is lost"
Slowly the team is taken away
Until three are left on the final day
And at the end for all to see-
The winner, the looser, and the mole - thats me!
Posted on : 15:05, 22/04/01
Posted by : Mark W
A poem for the spoilers.....
I am a big mole fan and so I came on this site
I enjoy the chat with friends which goes on into the night
We�ve had a chat with contestants, we�ve all met Zi & Jen
The chat with Pete�s a great laugh and so�s the chat with Glenn.
The series ended quickly, but we still had �our� website
Peter gave his all to us and often he would write
but then a few weeks passed and slowly they did come
A few choice words from some of you which made me go quite numb
Why can�t we all be friends. Why can�t we have a mate.
Why does all the hard work Pete�s put in make some of us turn to hate
There are no �regulars�. Just folk on every day.
It was the best on channel 5 and they just want to have their say.
but then it has turned nasty, the ones who just want fame
they start to say the cruelist things and won�t even give their name.
I say we stand united. I say we stand and fight.
Why should we lose the things we love on this the best website.
Lets all be nice and friendly. Lets chat both now and then
cause if we can�t be civil, we will scare off Pete & Glenn
There is enough bad things in this world, so lets forget the rest
lets all be nice together as The Mole was simply the best
Lets make this place a happy place, a place we can applaud
To keep us going til series 2, we need our message board
Peter, Glenn, lets have you back, to you both I take off my hat
this is a site where we ALL can come, SO ONWARD WITH THE CHAT
Posted on : 22:28, 19/04/01
Posted by : Time Keeper
The Limerick!
There is a site about the Mole,
Where Agony Aunt, signed on the Dole,
Series 2 is forth coming,
Contestants are running,
Glenn�s site hasn�t reached it�s goal!
Posted on : 20:02, 19/04/01
Posted by : Julie Andrews
Re: Contestants
When nobody contacts me for a mole audition then i have a favourite song that i like to sing!
Raindrops on roses and milk chocolate mittens,
snowflakes and raindrops on noses of kittens,
brown paper packages tied up with string,come on stupid phone,why dont you ring!
When the dawn bites when the bees sting when i�m feeling sad,
I simply think of peter davey and then i dont feel so bad!
Posted on : 16:38, 17/04/01
Posted by : Madge
Mole Fan
I made it through the wilderness,
Somehow i made it through,
Didn�t know how lost i was until i found you,
I was beat, incomplete,
I�d been had,
I was sad and blue,
But you made me feel-yes you made me feel,
Shiny and new
Like a Mole Fan,
Posting for the very first time,
Like a mole mole mole mole fan,
I�m posting all the time!
Much Luv
Madge
Posted on : 09:42, 15/04/01
Posted by : Drog
Re: Easter
Happy Easter MM...
Have read your Pro....
Said with feeling and warmth....
Here we go.......
If all around is dark and glum,
Take mirth and package for a brighter day,
Released on the darkest morn,
Join together, roll away the stone.
Thats from a real Old Man!
Going for a run to - Callander - Lovely little outpost up here in Escosia....Need to reply to that Phil fellow below....Grrrrrr!.....
Have a good un�
Posted on : 08:56, 15/04/01
Posted by : mikeys mom
Easter
God of resurrection joy,
your world is fresh and wet with spring
almost
as it was in the beginning,
when everything was hope
and a new creation,
humankind shining bright
with your new-minted image
alive with your creative flame.
So it was in the beginning
so it almost seems today this Eastertide.
But in between
we and you
have known pain
and loss and sorrow
and have felt
flesh torn by nails
life crushed by death
creation all but unmade-
the clear light of new-man sun
clouded with sulphur
the heady air
choked with harsh gases
waters sparkle
dimmed with poisonous smear
innocence despoiled
your image crushed
in woman and child.
Now we rise
from our deep death
and roll away the stones
of lovelessness and fear
and greed for power.
We have no other strength
but hope
against hope
and the small flame of love
that flickers in the dark
like angels�wings.
You meet us here
in dawn-bright garden
on the road home
in the known ways of daily work
and everything is new
as it was in the beginning
is now
and shall be for ever.
Happy Easter everyone. MM
Posted on : 00:03, 15/04/01
Posted by : geaze
Re: heres one i made earlier
I too write a rhymme-cum-ditti,
i (wont) say though its a little ****ty
since i know plenty of others, not,
and if i try and think i�ll rot......
so i suppose this will do
(by some git-ty).
Posted on : 23:23, 14/04/01
Posted by : poetic mistro
heres one i made earlier
chick chick chick chick chicken,
lay a little egg for me,
chick chick chick chick chicken,
i want one for my tea,
i havn�t had an egg since easter,
and now its half past 3,
so chick chick chick chick chicken,
lay a little egg for me!
I made that up myself,hope you like it lol !!!
Happy Easter!
Posted on : 00:34, 15/04/01
Posted by : Kazwak
Poetic Lie-stro
That is not true I wrote that one in 1902 January actually.
Posted on : 17:23, 13/04/01
Posted by : Hopeless Poemster
Ode for us anxious viewers
There was Peter cottontail
Going down this Molehill trail
Dropping bits for all the world to see.
Cryptic clues are everywhere
Try to solve them if you dare
Then we�ll know who the next mole will be.
Is it female or is it male
Peter please won�t you tell
Don�t wanna wait a year to finally see.
Hopeless poemster
Posted on : 16:18, 13/04/01
Posted by : Easter Bunny
A poem 4 U before i go!
Dont eat too much chocolate or you will be sick,
And if you dont take my advice then you must be thick!
To avoid chocolate hangovers i usually take-
Two curly wurlys and a big chocolate cake-
These will wash down the easter eggs no problem atall-
So have a nice easter,Mole fans and all!
Posted on : 12:11, 12/04/01
Posted by : Liberty
Inspiration Imposible - Ode to the Letter �M�
First of all thx to Meg for setting the challenge to write about Mole�s, Mango�s and Measles!!! Well i�ve done it - sort of - as i�ve digressed a little - but....haha - challenge complete!!!
Ode To The Letter M
Mole�s Mango�s and Measles - I think you�ve gone quite Mad
But don�t worry there�s an antidote - you�ll soon get over this fad
Take a SPOONFULL of A�s and a sprinckle of D�s
That�s all you need to get over this �M� disease
Although many things in this world beginning with �M� arn�t bad
As for Mums, the Mole and occasionally Men we really are quite glad
It�s the other �M�s you need to be careful of - like Measles, Mumps and Man U
They�re all very dangerous you know - so stay away from them whatever you do
So for just one day - leave the M�s and choose another letter
And i�m sure after this long break - your Madness will soon get better
*No �M�s were hurt in the researching or writing of this poem and no prejudice towards the letter �M� was meant al all. Thankyou!!!
Seeya Love Libertyx
PS - Sorry abot the SPOONFUL - It classes that as swearing!!
Posted on : 11:03, 12/04/01
Posted by : Kazwak
a poem for every1 who makes typos...not my work
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Posted on : 10:50, 12/04/01
Posted by : Liberty
Inspiration Impossible - Ode to Alyssa
Ok - first challenge complete, this one�s in reply to Alyssa to write a poem about herself and Oli!!!
Oli and Alyssa had a whirlwind romance
They got married only a day after she posted the question by chance
But even at the start there were problems - he was also married to Kim
He was probably confused - having spent the whole night drinking Gin
Oli posted a challenge - to get emails from peeps
So he�d get lots of phone numbers - to put in his book for keeps
Alyssa was devestated when only Kim got a reply back
But MM was sensible about it - sensitivity she doesn�t lack
So Alyssa divorced Oli - and is now happily single
So she went to a big party to have fun and mingle
Everyone don�t worry as this tail of woe has a happy ending
As Alyssa�s now dating both Glenn and Peter - and her heart�s began mending
Hope you like it
Seeya Love Libertyx
Posted on : 11:29, 08/04/01
Posted by : Louise
Reduce the stress
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and
unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages.
Haiku poetry has strict construction rules each poem
has only 17 syllables;
5 syllables in the first,
7 in the second,
5 in the third.
They are used to communicate a timeless message,
often achieving a wistful,yearning and powerful
insight through extreme brevity.
Some Zen examples:
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crash�d.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No-one hears your screams.
it work�d.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen
dies So beautifully.
With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you�re seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank
Posted on : 20:20, 07/04/01
Posted by : Liberty
Ode to message board
So the message board is quiet - everybody don�t complain
As bye thinking up new and interesting ideas - we have much more to gain
If we combine our brain cells - i�m sure something can be achieved
Instead of spending all the time posting that your getting peeved
We hope that Peter gets better soon and out of the priory Glenn will get
They�ll soon be back to the message board so everyone don�t fret
In the meantime though i�ve been thinking up jobs for you, Peter and Glenn
So I put my brain in - and came up with these ten
Peter would be a presenter - combining charm with wit
Rose would be a romantic novelist - writing about what she saw fit
debs would be a politician - diplomatic to the end
Andrew would be a proffesional dater - driving everyone round the bend
Glenn would be a singer, in the Eurovision song contest
Owl would be a birdwatcher - hunting for the perfect nest
Kim would be an Oliverist - studying the Olivers of the species
Toad would be a spy - blasting the villians to pieces
Antony would be a quiz show host - Anne Robinson watch out
Kazwak could be anything - with a name like that - I have no doubt
Soz if I offended anyone - I hope I didn�t and didn�t mean too
Seeya Love Libertyx
Posted on : 11:48, 03/04/01
Posted by : Liberty
Ode to Peace
WEll on thuis bright and sunny morning I officially declare this site to be a white flag waving, peaceful no animosity site. And I am cementing it with a poem:
The white flag�s been waved, peace upon us at last
All harsh comments and animosity aside have been cast
So from now on together, this site will be our home
To escape from the world around us and to at leasure roam
To enjoy each others company and share views which are equal
As we eagerly await the mole�s much anticipated sequal!
