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Posted on : 22:44, 23/04/01
Posted by : PD Fan
Rose
Do you think Peter will ever post again?
Posted on : 00:56, 24/04/01
Posted by : Rose
Re: Rose
Dear PD fan
Of course he will post again, never fear. He is addicted I believe. I do know this flaming that has been going on isn�t making him want to post. We have to try to get along.
Rose xx
Posted on : 22:37, 23/04/01
Posted by : league of dots!
Rose
debs is always shouting at us dots and always asking us who we really are-if we wanted her to know we wouldn�t be a dot!
Please tell her to be nice to dots!
You are always nice to dots rose,we appreciate that!
Posted on : 22:46, 23/04/01
Posted by : debs
Re: Rose
please miss. please miss
i do not shout - i never shout, it�s not in my nature
it�s just that i get a bit bored with dots, face it - they are pretty boring
Posted on : 22:55, 23/04/01
Posted by : a dot
Re: boring dots?
DOTS ARE NOT BORING!
WE SING!
WE DANCE!
WE WATCH THE MOLE!NUFF SAID!
Posted on : 23:01, 23/04/01
Posted by : debs
Re: boring dots?
so who�s shouting?
Posted on : 00:54, 24/04/01
Posted by : Rose
Re: Rose
Dear Dots
I am former Dot "cotton" myself upon occasion, as I want to make sure the line of fire is clear before entering the chat zone. However, I do change to myself for chat. I think the reason so much is made of the dots is we like to know whom we are chatting with. Kind of put a name to the words spoken, make it up close and personal.
A lot has been said about it being hard to make friends with those who have been here a while. I won� t use that r word. I am not fond of it. We want to make friends with you as well, but the dot makes it impersonal. What name one chooses to use on the mb or in chat is up to each individual. If you don�t wish to divulge your identy, then try a.dot or something. Just an alphanumeric name is friendlyer. The final say in this is always yours.
Rose xx
Posted on : 22:22, 23/04/01
Posted by : Doris
Posie
Dearest Posie,
some ppl are saying that the contestant interviews have already started,nobody has contacted me and i�m fretting i wont be chosen for the next series!
What should i do?Bribe Peter?
Posted on : 00:43, 24/04/01
Posted by : Rose
Re: Posie
Dear Doris
Again, I have no idea what stage they are working in right now. Possibly getting ready to shortlist. Prehaps the next time they are here that can be asked.
To bribe Peter, mmmmm not sure that will work, now you may try to bribe Glenn.
Rose xx
Posted on : 22:19, 23/04/01
Posted by : no name
rose
Rose we worried because most of us think the mole has been chosen and those who applied to be the mole think that their application is sitting in a bin somewhere in Peter�s office,
Please Help,
no name
Posted on : 00:40, 24/04/01
Posted by : Rose
Re: rose
Dear No Name
I don�t have any conformation as to whether the mole has been picked yet or not. I imagine they have tons of applications to work through in order to find that special one.
To anyone who applied to be the mole, I wish you luck and if you are picked then I expect hours of intense viewing. I didn�t know the last time who the mole was and that was frustrating for me, however, I�m glad I didn�t know. Made the games much more interesting.
Rose xx
Posted on : 00:48, 12/04/01
Posted by : I�llHugGlenn
Dear Agony Aunt...
Fab idea, obviously this place is in much need of your services. And you even visited to offer your words of wisdom while you�re ill. I�ve laughed lots at some of your replies, so thank you! If Peter is confronted by a bunch of giggling fans at the auditions, he will know exactly who to blame for the frilly frock comment. Last week I was wondering how life could possibly go on after you said that Glenn and him have got married. But I�m okay with that now(*whispers* ...as I�m sure it won�t last. Not that I wish them to be unhappy, but the cracks are showing already). May I leave you a problem? P�raps you�d be so kind as to offer some advice if you return tomorrow and you�re not too busy.
I don�t know how long you�ve been here but I�m very very keen to read all the elimination questionnaires and how they were answered. Peter said he�s noted this for series two. (What a guy.) Is it too late for series one? I don�t want to keep bugging him, d�you think I should ask the webmaster if it has anything to do with them? P. even said he�d provided them for the site but "technical problems" meant they didn�t make it. Probably some joker wrote sh~oe on one or something. It doesn�t have to be anything fancy, just the basic info!
Second, I�m terrified there might be a cure out there for addiction to this show. Can you reassure us that there isn�t?
As you can see, I have lots of problems. Any brief help from you would be much appreciated. Get well quickly, and live long and prosper yourself, AA.
--CJ
Posted on : 02:36, 12/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Dear Agony Aunt...
Dearest CJ,
Just popped my nose in and saw your posting. You and people like you make it hard to stay away. Is there a crack in their relationship? They have not written to me yet. I see there is hope for you hugging Glenn after all. HA.
I�m not sure if there is any chance of obtaining a copy of the questions used at the eleminations for Series 1. It would make interesting reading. I tend to think any chance of obtaining it will be tough. But never give up asking...it could happen.
As to answer your second question...fear not. As long as we are alive and breathing, no cure will be found for Moleitis. We are destined to be the Mole Hunters of the future.
Mole Hunters Unite
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 16:14, 11/04/01
Posted by : Hear�Say
Agony Aunt
Like a bridge over troubled water-you are always there,thank you for caring,la la ti ta la la!
Posted on : 16:01, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Just a quick thought then I�m gone
Dear Peter and Glenn
Prehaps I should go along to the taping of the next series to calm the contestants. I�m sure I could be of some help maybe fetch mole water or wipe the sweaty brow of someone.
Just a thought
Agony Aunt
gone now.
Posted on : 15:41, 11/04/01
Posted by : mikeys mom
Re cat
Dear AA I just wanted to say thankyou for replying to Cat.
She has now gone back to Hogwarts as the term has just started. She is going to live with Hagrid, as he is a bit like you because he cares for magical creatures. We both send you lots of love and luck with your site.
love MMx
Posted on : 15:46, 11/04/01
Posted by : mikeys mom
for agony aunt re cat
Sorry AA meant to put for AA
MMx
Posted on : 15:48, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Re cat
Hello Mikey�s Mom
My pleasure. I remember cat and enjoyed my meow with her. I am so happy she has found peace and love. When you talk to her again tell her she always has a box of catnip here.
Cheers Matey
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:37, 11/04/01
Posted by : Bethany
AA
I�ve got tickets to see Hear�Say in August but my boyfriend is refusing to go with me depite his obsession with Kym he says they�re rubbish!
Posted on : 15:38, 11/04/01
Posted by : katie
Re: AA
My boyfriend is obsessed with Noel,maybe he can go with you lol!
Posted on : 15:39, 11/04/01
Posted by : Kazwak
bethany
stick with that bloke he has obviously got good taste lol
Posted on : 15:41, 11/04/01
Posted by : Danny
Re: AA
Pure and simple,lalala,gonna be there!
You dont need to go now i�ve already sang 4 u !
Posted on : 15:45, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: AA
Dear Bethany
If your boyfriend doesn�t want to go, take a mate with you.
Happy listening
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:36, 11/04/01
Posted by : sophie
Agony Aunt
Agony Aunt i luv your website!
Posted on : 15:42, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
My dear Sophie
Cheers mate. Thank you for visiting my humble site.
Smiling
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:34, 11/04/01
Posted by : munchie
AA
Do you believe there should be a freedom on this board to be able to say s h o e s without prejudice?
Posted on : 15:41, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: AA
Dear Munchie
Hmmmm I see your point, tried it and it said I swore.
There is a thing called Freedom of Speach but I the creator of the site does have the right to decide what is said here.
Keep posting
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 16:33, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: AA
Silly me,
I read my comment and realized I made a typo, I didn�t create this website, they did. Apologies to the Webmaster.
I actually made a mistake.
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:25, 11/04/01
Posted by : Glenn
AA
Peter�s site has had over 400 hits and i�m really jealous!
Posted on : 15:33, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: AA
Dearest Glenn
Don�t be jealous, Peter�s site has been there a tad longer than yours. Yours will pick up. I plan to visit it and give you a comment or two.
Still waiting
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 00:15, 12/04/01
Posted by : I�llHugGlenn
Re: Jealousy.
"Glenn" wrote: "Peter�s site has had over 400 hits and i�m really jealous!"
Aw, Glenn, worry not. 395 of them were probably from PD himself. ;)
I too saw that Peter�s site apparently received 200 hits in the first day. Now *I* know he�s worthy of this interest, but, wow, it�s an impressive count! Are some of those return visits, or is it a clue to exactly how many people are lurking on this message board...?
--CJ
Posted on : 15:23, 11/04/01
Posted by : Amy
Agony Aunt
The first series of The Mole was on the same time as Brookside and Buffy The Vampire Slayer i am worried the second series will be too,i�m in a dilema as i can only tape 1!
Posted on : 15:31, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Dear Amy
I have no idea when or what time the next Mole series shall be, but talk to a friend or two, you watch the Mole and tape it, have another tape Brookside and the other one tape Buffy. That way you get the best of all possible choices.
Happy Viewing
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:20, 11/04/01
Posted by : Glenn
AA
Please help - I can�t decide between Rose and Liberty and now they�re fighting with their handbags in the street. What should I do - and who should I choose!
Posted on : 15:28, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: AA
My lovely Glenn
You do honour me with your question. I understand your delima there, two ladies fighting over you, we all want that delima.
I shall make that choice easy for you. Choose me.
Waiting breathlessly
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:18, 11/04/01
Posted by : shopper
agony aunt
I am a shopoholic!
Posted on : 15:25, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: agony aunt
Dear Shopper
Many share your problem of being a zellous shopper. Try saving up your money, go to a theater once in a while. Going out to dinner is always a good way to spend money, leave a nice tip for the waiter/waitress.
Save for a holiday
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:15, 11/04/01
Posted by : Pineapple
AA
Your fantastic AA,thanks for giving up your time to speak to us!
Posted on : 15:20, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: AA
Awww pineapple
So sweet of you to say that about me. I am beginning to feel better already. It is always my pleasure to talk to you lovely posters.
Be sure to visit my site (which I created)...www.expage/myagonyaunt and sign the guest book. I just love reading the comments.
Your a Star!
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:10, 11/04/01
Posted by : Jo
Agony Aunt
I havn�t got a fansite and i�m starting to think ppl don�t like me!Sara said she was going to make one for me but she never!Awaiting your words of wisdom...
Jo xx
Posted on : 15:16, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
My dear Jo
I�m sure Sara will do it if she promised. I�m quite certain Luke has her pretty busy at the moment. Don�t give up on her.
It could happen
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:07, 11/04/01
Posted by : Lulu
AA
I really miss the mb chats with Glenn,Peter and the contestants,do you think they will return to the mb soon?
Posted on : 15:14, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: AA
Dear Lulu
I�m sure they will be here to chat soon. I am not privy to their schedule, but I do know they appreciate people like yourself.
Keep Watching
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:04, 11/04/01
Posted by : Anon
Agony Aunt
I am upset by all the nasty stuff written on the board all the time it stops this board being fun!
Posted on : 15:11, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Dear Anon
I completely agree with you. Many times I have been tempted to come in and post. I truely don�t think the ones causing the unrest realize we only see the names but someone else sees who they really are, the one who created this site.
I certainly wouldn�t want anyone knowing who I was if I was causing the problems.
Remember, you can change your names as often as you like, but someone always knows who you really are.
Hopeful of Peace
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:01, 11/04/01
Posted by : Nervous
AA
I am still too scared to go in the chatroom!
Posted on : 15:06, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: AA
Dear Nervous,
Don�t be scared, well, I understand one is pretty awful, but she can be calmed down. Yes Rose, I am speaking about you. Calm down, don�t scare our lovely posters away from chat.
Nervous, go on, go to chat, the others can keep her quiet.
Chat away
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:09, 11/04/01
Posted by : Liberty
Just don�t mention....
BUTTONS - from then on we lose control of her - and there�s no telling how long it will take to get her back !!! LOL!
Seeya Love Libertyx
Posted on : 14:59, 11/04/01
Posted by : alyssa
agony aunt
I emailed oli with that info he wanted and he didnt reply and now i�m sad :(
Posted on : 15:02, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: agony aunt
Poor Alyssa
I didn�t get a reply either. I have it from a good source that he shall be posting again at somepoint about it. Suppose we shall have to wait.
Patience
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 14:56, 11/04/01
Posted by : Shaggy
Agony Aunt
My girl just caught me,i dont know how i let it happen,i was creeping with the girl next door,she caught me on the counter,she saw me kissing in the shower she even got me on camera,we were both caught making love on the bathroom floor how could i forget that i had given her an extra key?
Help Please!
Posted on : 14:59, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Shaggy
Watershed my dear. You deserve to be caught.
Shaking head
Agony Aunt
Posed on : 15:00, 11/04/01
Posted by : Kazwak
Shaggy
But it wasn�t you!!
Posted on : 14:52, 11/04/01
Posted by : gutted
AA
Dear AA,
I am gutted because everyone seems to have their own fan site apart from me!How can i get someone to make a fansite in my honour?
Posted on : 14:57, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: AA
Sweet Gutted
Did you notice I had to make my own site? I wonder if someone would have made a site for me? Oh dear, may i sit by you.
Gutted too
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 14:35, 11/04/01
Posted by : cukoo
Is AA appearing today?
If you are on the board 2day AA heres your first problem to solve!
I missed glenn posting on the board yet again and now i�m devastated!
love cukoo,from Land!
Posted on : 14:54, 11/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Is AA appearing today?
My dear cuckoo
Do no despair, Liberty proved that Glenn was watching. He is probably at work now so not able to answer many postings. Just post something to Glenn, I�m sure he will see it, a word of reply is always nice, but knowing that he knows what you wanted to say is nice too.
Good Luck
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 18:24, 05/04/01
Posted by : pammy
agony aunt
My sister taped over the mole episode that i taped with Peter Davey in it and now i�m devastated!What can i do?
Posted on : 18:35, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: agony aunt
Aww pammy
Prehaps one of your friends thought to tape it and will let u copy it? That is sad.
Good luck
AA
Posted on : 18:17, 05/04/01
Posted by : Chelsea
Agony Aunt
I am depressed because it is early April and Glenn still hasn�t opened his site!
Posted on : 18:37, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Hi Chelsea
Cheer up, I�m sure it will open soon. Good things comes to those who wait.
Cheers
AA
Posted on : 18:09, 05/04/01
Posted by : deefer
Agony Aunt
I am a dog,my owner is really scary!
Posted on : 18:22, 05/04/01
Posted by : sparky
Re: Agony Aunt
lol
Posted on : 18:30, 05/04/01
Posted by : debs
Re: Agony Aunt
Deefer - I�ve told you before not to log on when I�m not home. Anyway, who can be scary who names her dog Deefer?
You�re the scary one you great big german shepherd!!
Posted on : 18:40, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Woof Deefer
Don�t bite your owner. Feed him your delicious dog food. That will settle him down.
have a doggy biscuit
AA
Posted on : 18:04, 05/04/01
Posted by : its a mystery
Agony Aunt
Me and my partner can�t decide which classic movie star is better looking:
Audrey Hepburn or Marilyn Monroe,
I think Audrey he thinks Marilyn,what do you think?
Posted on : 18:27, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Dear its a mystery
Audrey is a classic, style and grace. Marilyn has a temptress quality. Either is a winner.
happy viewing
AA
Posted on : 18:27, 05/04/01
Posted by : debs
Re: Agony Aunt
my vote will always go with audrey - my heroine
for all of you that watched the john cleese thing on beauty, the formula was mapped out and the resulting face was hers.
debs x
:o)
Posted on : 17:58, 05/04/01
Posted by : i forgot
AA
Anon isn�t 1 person,it�s what ppl use when they don�t wan�t to reveal their name.
Posted on : 18:00, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: AA
haha silly me
your a star
AA
Posted on : 16:03, 05/04/01
Posted by : not saying
AA
How can i impress Peter at the mole interviews(if i get that far!)Should i sing and dance a bit?
Posted on : 18:30, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: AA
Dear not saying
Good idea!
Ta
AA
Posted on : 16:00, 05/04/01
Posted by : anon
Agony Aunt
I love Toad.
Posted on : 18:32, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Dear anon
Toad is loveable:))
Love away
AA
Posted on : 15:56, 05/04/01
Posted by : Mariah
Agony Aunt
I think i�m an alcoholic like Oli,any tips for staying off the booze?
Posted on : 16:15, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
dear Mariah,
Don�t buy it. Ex husband had that problem...now he is an ex. Sober is better, you can remember the good times instead of a big fog.
Posted on : 15:54, 05/04/01
Posted by : glenn fan
Agony Aunt
I want to marry glenn,do you think his girlfriend will mind?
Posted on : 16:12, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Dear Glenn fan
Probably
ta
aa
Posted on : 15:48, 05/04/01
Posted by : Anon
Agony Aunt
Dear Agony Aunt,
My boyfriend is really boring,how can i leave him without hurting his feelings
Posted on : 15:57, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Dear anon.
My you do have more than your share of boyfriends. Leave the Hall Mate alone, Introduce your "boyfriend" to someone else.
Ta
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:39, 05/04/01
Posted by : Vera
agony aunt
what the bleedin� hell is going on here then?
I�m at the end of my tether, etc.
Posted on : 15:55, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: agony aunt
Dear Vera,
I�m not sure what you mean?
confused
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:35, 05/04/01
Posted by : Tic Tac
Agony Aunt
I am too shy to go to the chatroom.
Posted on : 15:54, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Dear Tic Tac
Dont be too shy. Pop in a mint and join in the chat. With that fresh breath the friends will flock around.
Chataway
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:32, 05/04/01
Posted by : Maddy
Agony Aunt
I�m addicted to chocolate,help!
Posted on : 15:51, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Hi maddy
Chocolate can be good in moderation. I�m jokeing here so don�t think me serious with this response.
The Ideal Day:
Breakfast: Chocolate drink, chocolate barr
Snack: eggs and bacon. followed by chocolate barr.
Lunch: Chocolate mousse, chocolate kisses followed by chocolate ice cream.
Snack Sandwich (your choice)
Dinner: Chocolate forrest cake. Chocolate cream, Chocolate barr.
Bedtime: Chocolate mints.
yum
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:31, 05/04/01
Posted by : Anon
Agony Aunt
I really like a hall mate at university,he�s lovely but since we have to live together if things went wrong then there would be tension with everyone else that we are sharing with,what shall i do?
Posted on : 15:46, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Dear anon
Not to sound like a parent, but studies first men second. Hall mates not recommended.
Study hard
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:26, 05/04/01
Posted by : cant say
agony aunt
I�m in love with an older man,i don�t think my parents will approve but i really like him!
Please Help.
Posted on : 15:30, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: agony aunt
Dear Can�t say,
If your are living at home, tell your parents about him. Parents have been there, done that, still wearing the t-shirt.
c
Ta
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:23, 05/04/01
Posted by : Michael
Agony Aunt
I am still writing my application to be a contestant on the next series,what do you think i should write to bring it to Peter�s attention?
Posted on : 15:28, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Hi Michael,
It is my understanding he sees all applications. I may be wrong about this, I�m not associated with them or the show in any way. I thought I saw something where he said that. Apologies Peter if I am mistaken.
Just be honest in your answers.
good luck
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:20, 05/04/01
Posted by : Carly
Agony Aunt
I am meeting my boyfriend�s parents for the first time tomorrow,any tips on how to impress them?
Posted on : 15:25, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Hello Carly,
Be your usual charming self and don�t call them Ma and Pa.
Lots of luck
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:17, 05/04/01
Posted by : alyssa
agony aunt
When i married Oli i thought we would at least live together,but the truth is i havn�t seen him since the wedding.
Do you think he�s run off with his other wife Kim?
Posted on : 15:23, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: agony aunt
My dear Alyssa,
Congratulations by the way. Toaster and Kettle in the mail.
I don�t believe he is at the moment. I do think he is observing to see what kind of wives he has. He may be worried if they get along. Would you want to be caught between two fighting women?
Patience
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:50, 05/04/01
Posted by : Kim
Re: agony aunt
Sorry to disapoint u Alyssa, but i haven�t run away with him .......yet!
Luv Kim
x x x
Posted on : 15:14, 05/04/01
Posted by : PD fan
Agony Aunt
I check the message board all the time but i always seem to miss Peter Davey wheen he�s on the board!
Is he avoiding me? lol
Posted on : 15:20, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Hi PD fan
No he isn�t avoiding you, and i understand he isn�t feeling well...bless. All I can suggest is be here when the contestants are here...he is usually around somewhere. If he won�t be..he always posts it.
PD fan too
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:08, 05/04/01
Posted by : I�llkiss,glenn
Agony Aunt
I really really luv glenn hugill but every time hes on the message board he always says he cant stay so i never post my question to him incase he leaves just as i post it.
I dont want to sound ungrateful because i know it is good of him to talk to us on the message board.How can i get to answer my question before he leaves?
Posted on : 15:18, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Dont dispare Hugging Glenn,
He isn�t ignoring your questions at all, he knows Peter is watching and he is terrified you will tempt him away from Peter.
Keep trying
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:06, 05/04/01
Posted by : stirrer
Agony Aunt
I�ve just found out that Glenna and Peter are having a passionate afair!!!!!!!!
How can the worlds two most eligible men be dating each other!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - Please Help!
Posted on : 15:15, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Calm down stirrer,
I have it on good authority that Peter and Glenn are not having an affair. They�re married.
Shame really
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:05, 05/04/01
Posted by : Alucard
Agony Aunt...Serious
Hi,
My wife Hid my Beatles Albums last week...(found them in the car!)
Now shes hidden my Bee Gees tapes!
This may not sound like a plea for help, but it is.
Ive searched everywhere!
Whats do I do?
Was thinking of hiding her Cary Grant videos or something, but I know 2 wrongs dont make a right!
Cheers
Posted on : 15:13, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt...Serious
Condolences Alucard,
Least she didn�t use your Beatles Albums as hot plates for the cooking pans. Oh my, did you check the kitchen for the BeeGees?
It could happen
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:02, 05/04/01
Posted by : Jessica
AA
Hi AA,
I dont think i can wait a whole year for the next mole series to be on tv,i am tearing my hair out!
What can i do until the next series in on?
Posted on : 15:10, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: AA
Hi Jessica
I understand you completely, that is why i�m nearly bald, pulled out almost every strand. Your doing it mate, using the MB to talk to other like minded folks.
Keep posting
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 14:50, 05/04/01
Posted by : Cassidy
Agony Aunt
Hiya AA,I want to be as skinny as Geri Halliwell,any diet tips?
Luv Cassidy
Posted on : 15:05, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Dear Cassidy
So do I, Geri.........your secret please:))
Tip Searching
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:06, 05/04/01
Posted by : debs
Re: Agony Aunt
i know her secret and did it today!!!!
debs x
:o)
Posted on : 14:50, 05/04/01
Posted by : secret
Agony Aunt!
Hi AA - I really need your help,
For a while now I have been completely crazy about someone
The problem is because of the circumstances and his proffesion and my possision there is no way anything could ever happen. I don�t think I even want it to but I can�t change the way I feel about him! I know he�s engaged and I hate that and he�s going on holiday with her over easter. THere�s another problem as well as he�s 10 years older!
Please help and tell me what I can do to get over this as it�s ridiculous. Please tell me how I can stop thinking about him.
Help!!!
Posted on : 15:00, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt!
Hi Secret,
Sounds like he has his life in order, maybe you should do the same. Look around, there are guys out there looking for you and if you are hung up on a no hope, you will miss them.
He�s out there
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 14:46, 05/04/01
Posted by : atez
agony aunt
I would like to sign up to help Oli in that research thing he is doing,but he said he is only going to contact a few people and i know if he didnt reply to me i would be gutted,should i sign up or no?
Posted on : 14:57, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: agony aunt
Dear atez,
I wouldn�t recommend alot of flattery in this instance. Some people shy away from someone gushing praise. Just give the info he asked for, if you choose to reply to his research request. However, keep in mind, he may not reply.
Simple is good.
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 14:42, 05/04/01
Posted by : it�s a secret!
agony aunt
I�m a huge fan of Peter Davey.
I am worried that if i got an audition to be a contestant that i would mess up the audition because i would be to nrevous to speak!
Any tips on keeping calm?
Posted on : 14:53, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: agony aunt
Hi Secret
Oldest trick in the book, picture the interviewers without clothes on. But don�t start laughing during the process.
Best of luck
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 14:55, 05/04/01
Posted by : debs
Re: agony aunt
this is a follow up problem -
i frequently picture that particular interviewer with no clothes on - doesn�t help my nerves at all!
debs x
:o)
Posted on : 14:54, 05/04/01
Posted by : dotty about davey
Re: agony aunt
i know how you feel - i have the same problem and am waiting for an answer from the agony aunt with baited breath
Posted on : 15:02, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: agony aunt
To Debs and Dotty,
Put him in a frilly frock.
Ta
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 14:56, 05/04/01
Posted by : its a secret!
Agony Aunt
Dear Agony Aunt,i fear that if i picture Mr Davey without clothes on then that would make me faint rather than keep me calm!
Posted on : 15:07, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Hello again it�s a secret,
I would recommend you put Peter in a frilly Pink Frock with 4"heels. Does wonders, better than smelling salts.
Laughing
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 14:38, 05/04/01
Posted by : Kirsty
Agony Aunt
Theres a lad i really like but hes already got a girlfriend.
I�ve fancied him for years so its not just a crush.His girlfriend is horrible and i dont know why he likes her.
How can i make him mine?
Posted on : 14:51, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Hello Kristy
I can tell you what not to do, don�t talk bad about her to him.
Keep being friends with this boy, and be patient. If she is truely horrible to him, he will see it and there you will be for him to turn to for comfort. Talk bad about her and he will look for comfort from someone else.
Patience love
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 14:31, 05/04/01
Posted by : nutty
agony aunt
Everytime i ask a question in the contestants mb chats they always get ignored.
How can i make my questions stand out and get answered?
Posted on : 14:47, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: agony aunt
Afternoon nutty,
Many people have expressed this on the MB. Sometimes I believe they read a question and realize they have already answered it. Maybe it was worded a bit differently but it is the same question so they don�t want to repeat what has been said. I believe they try to answer as many questions as they can.
Prehaps flatter them a bit in the topic line. something like "Your a real star" or "your loyal fan". something to catch their eye. Everyone likes flattery. However, make sure your question hasn�t been answered before.
Keep Asking
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 14:28, 05/04/01
Posted by : confused
Agony Aunt
My boyfriend�s very moody and i find it very difficult to cope with.
Sometimes he�s happy warm and freindly,but other times he becomes withdrawn and grumpy.
I am completely thrown off balance and wonder what i have done wrong.
When i ask,he says thats the way he is and i have to put up with it.
Its tearing us apart!
Posted on : 14:41, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Dear confused,
Men were taught to keep things inside, to let it out shows weakness. However, some men have found out that it isn�t weaknes at all to share a problem. Communication between people saves relationships as well as lives. You ask why I said lives? Holding problems in causes stress which causes high blood pressure as well as heart attacks.
Was he like this when you started dating, or did he openly talk to you about everything, good or bad? Something drew you to him.
I do not know your boyfriend and therefore I can not give you definate answers as to why he is like that. I have no idea to your ages, that could make a difference. women mature faster than men.
You have to do what is best for you. Only he can help himself. It is your decision.
Good Luck
Anony Aunt
Posted on : 14:22, 05/04/01
Posted by : Worried
Agony Aunt
My boyfriend told me that i am too fat and need to loose wait,he laughed when i said i wanted to be in the next mole series,he said if i don�t loose the wait then i will loose him,i don�t know what to do?
Posted on : 14:31, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Sweet worried,
That is a common problem for the female population. Not the overweight part, but the men who don�t look at us for who we are inside. They want someone to show off, not love. If you are thin like a stick or big as a blimp you ARE beautiful. Dump the jerk until he wakes up and sees you for you.
I too have a weight problem but my husband tells me I am georgous and he loves me no matter what. That is what all women need.
I�m with you worried,
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 14:18, 05/04/01
Posted by : anon
agony aunt
I have applied to be a contestant on the mole but i am worried that i won�t get picked,any advice?
Posted on : 14:26, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: agony aunt
Hi anon,
If you aren�t picked for Series 2, then apply for the next series Mole 3. They said there were 3000 entries last time and they had to cull it to 10, so just keep trying.
Good Luck
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 14:14, 05/04/01
Posted by : Hilda
Agony Aunt
Dear Agony Aunt,
I caught my husband in bed with the milkman,what should i do?
Posted on : 14:23, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Dear Hilda,
Get a discount on your dairy products.
Ta
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 14:50, 05/04/01
Posted by : Al Card
Re: Agony Aunt
Warning
Warning
Warning.....
That could have been dangerous!...
Where did he get the milk from?
Theres a lot of foot and mouth about!
Posted on : 13:53, 05/04/01
Posted by : heart broken
Agony Aunt
CJ,i blaming this problem on you by the way!
Dear Agony Aunt,
Having read CJ�s interesting observations on Oli�s chat i am now covinced that Oli is �Luke� and that he is in love with Sara.
Please help,i am heartbroken!
Posted on : 14:21, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
My dear heart broken,
I shouldn�t worry if oli is luke. I have observed on this MB that a whole group of people think they are someone else. I also notice many people are confused by this. Now back to your situation, let Sara have Luke and you share Oli with Kim and Alysse for Oli did say, there is always room for one more.
Cheer up
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 11:35, 05/04/01
Posted by : cat
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Agony Aunt, I wonder if you could help with my problem.
I have it on good authority that you can help animals.
I am a magic cat you see,but the problem is I have lost one of my lives and I only have eight left. This life at the moment is ok but it is hard making new friends. In my previous life i had a lot of friends (I think) and was just starting to make some more then i lost it.Just like that.
I�ve had a good look round but cant find it anywhere. Can you help. Thanks in anticipation
from Cat.
Posted on : 12:32, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Uncle. (C.D)
Re: Dear Agony Aunt
You never lost it Cat, you never really had it!
Youve heard the saying "A cat of nine Tales". Note the spelling ie. "Tales as against Tails". Well the Nine Lives fallacy is also the same "Nine Lifes as against Nine Lives".
When you lose one, you are transformmed into another...you dont stay the same.
Conclusion.....You havent lost any friends..You�ve just not found them, at the moment...and if they are not around at present, then this is not meant to be.. All good vibes come along in there own time.
Be prepared.
Enjoy life.
A.U.
Posted on : 14:03, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Meow Cat,
I see my younger brother has attempted to answer your question. I do agree with him to a point, however, you are a different cat than what he is talking about. You are a magic cat.
He is right that you have not lost a life but mearly moved onto another level of catdom. Your charm and wit will carry you through this transition. The friends you have made along your life�s travels are there right beside you, and when the transition is concluded you shall be amazed. Your world is opening up and new friends shall be drawn to you.
My brother is right, you should enjoy life to the fullest. Worry not about what was but look forward to what will be.
Catnip to you
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 09:42, 05/04/01
Posted by : Kazwak
Agony Aunt. do u cook????
Dear AA,
I am baking a cake and need 55 moles of flour and 2 eggs. cant u tell me what that that is in ounces... i have included a conversion chart to help u. A quick reply would be useful as I have pre-heated my oven.
Thx Kazx lol
Mole to gram conversion
Determine the number of grams in 4 moles of H2O
Formula mass H2O = (2 x 1.0) + (1 x 16) = 18
1 mole H2O = formula mass H2O = 18 grams H2O
4 moles H2O x 18 grams / 1 mole = 72 grams H2O
Gram to Mole conversion
Determine the number of moles in 88 grams of CO2
Formula Mass CO2 = (1 x 12) + (2 x 16) = 44
1 mole of CO2 = formula mass CO2 = 44 grams CO2
88 grams CO2 x 1 mole CO2 / 44 grams CO2 = 2 moles CO2
Posted on : 11:07, 05/04/01
Posted by : cat
Re: Agony Aunt. do u cook????
Why dont you just nip to tescos mate
regards Cat
Posted on : 14:15, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt. do u cook????
Hello Kazwak,
I fear I may be late in replying, but if you are still waiting I think you haven�t made your question clear. You are discussing Moles in cakes? Ok, is that with the hair still on or shaven clean? Is it even the little animal Mole or the one on your face? Without clarity it is difficult to make the conversion, but the one suggestion I would make is to forget the Mole ingrediant and move on to Chocolate.
As Cat replied tesco or sainsbury would be an excellent place to start.
Happy Baking
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 12:21, 05/04/01
Posted by : Al
Kazwak..You Silly Person...!
Kazwak!...you silly person....You never included the temperature of your OVEN!
Anyway if this is of help.......
Formula mass H2O = (2 x 1.0) + (1 x 16) = 18
Formula Mass = 2+16 = 18
divided by H2O
therfore
Formula Mass = 18 = 18
Dispose of Formula Mass and you have 1
therefore H2O = 1 also
Hope this sorts out your dilemma...
ps If any part of the Formula is missing, it must be those missng characters on the Mb.
Hope everyones getting along a lot better now..
Be Seein Ya!...If you know what I mean?....
Question.....What is Patricks Number?
Posted on : 13:51, 05/04/01
Posted by : Kazwak
Thx Al
it�s all so clear to me now.
But the oven is at 250o does that make a difference.
Think I may just take that trip to Tesco.
Patrick Moore?? McNee?? Thrower??
Posted on : 14:02, 05/04/01
Posted by : Al
No. 6...Kaz....
The Prisoner Kazwak!
You never watched it!.....
On tonight...Sci-Fi...Sky....
AH...Now you remember....
How ya keepin!
(Im Sober!)
250 Degrees...Whats that in Gas Marks!....
Cheers
Drog
Posted on : 14:08, 05/04/01
Posted by : Kazwak
Re: No. 6...Kaz....
I only knoe lectrikity ovens... se keybord still plying up.
I will watch pirsonre tonait.
Posted on : 09:11, 05/04/01
Posted by : Andrew
Dear Agony Aunt
....I�ve been very charming to many of the females on here, quietly gaining their confidence *evil laugh* and yet despite all this, not one of �em has wanted to �get frisky�, so to speak. Any tips? thanks
P.S. what are you doing tonight?
Posted on : 09:38, 05/04/01
Posted by : Liberty
Re: Dear Agony Aunt
To Andrew,
Ha - You don�t need an agony aunt - you need a psychiatrist!!!! - You need serious help!!! LOL
Only Joking Andrew - Well sort of!!! - I do reccomend seeing someone tho - (Please don�t make this mean what your gonna make it mean!)
Seeya Love Libertyx
Posted on : 09:58, 05/04/01
Posted by : debs
Re: Dear Agony Aunt
nah - he just needs a woman
bless
Posted on : 14:08, 05/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Lovely Andrew,
May I enquire, are you THE Andrew that is interested in lampposts? Possibly there is a clue there. I am teasing Andrew.
You are a lovely young man but you try a bit too much. Relax, sit back and let it happen. Be your normal charming self, don�t appear to anxious, leave the ladies wanting more. Dont serve dessert before dinner has been served.
Best Wishes
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 15:40, 05/04/01
Posted by : Andrew
It isn�t me!!!!!! are you mad????
i can�t believe this! the third time that i�ve been insulted by an imposter.....no, i�m not going to rise to it. forget it. i�ve got a thick skin, so, i�ll just think happy thoughts.
I CAN�T BELIEVE LIB AND DEBS FELL FOR IT!!!! c�mon you guys, i�m not that desperate.....
i�m not!!!!! Lol
Posted on : 15:43, 05/04/01
Posted by : Andrew (back from the dead in SHOCK)
just to recap.....
it wasnt me! that started this agony aunt rash of messages. someone tried (rather successfully - looking annoyed at debs and lib for being fooled here) to be me. i�m not that sad. oh, and i made a solemn pledge - for REAL this time - that if a r s e n a l won yesterday, i�d never make another flirty joke. so, i won�t. bye.....
Posted on : 15:44, 05/04/01
Posted by : Andrew
whoops clicked on the wrong name
silly me. anyway, it wasnt me!! again....
Posted on : 16:08, 05/04/01
Posted by : debs
Re: just to recap.....
don�t look suspiciously at me young man - i�ll put you over my knee and spank your legs
Posted on : 19:33, 04/04/01
Posted by : Dr Raj Paso
Agony Aunt
Agony Aunt,your doing me out of a job!
Posted on : 19:43, 04/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
My dear Dr. Paso,
So lovely to hear from you. I certainly don�t believe that it is possible for you to ever be replaced.
Respectfully,
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 18:51, 04/04/01
Posted by : sparky
Yoo Hoo,Agony Aunt!
Dear Agony Auant,
Well, I always come on this message board whenever I can,but the only reasult of it is that nobody`s here to chat to me.Is it because they don`t like me?
When nobdy`s here to chat with me I get very cross indeed,because it happens all the time.Every time.
What I really want to know is what should I do if nobody`s around to talk to me?(And don`t give me the obvious answer of "Well come back another time,maybe they`ll be there then."Because I do do that and still nobody`s about.
What shall I do?
Than You for reading my letter
Yours Sincerly
Sparkyxxx
Posted on : 19:15, 04/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Yoo Hoo,Agony Aunt!
YooHoo to you too Sparky,
Thank you for your letter, it is my privilage to read it. I won�t give you the answers you have already given. I understand what your are saying and honestly I can not answer for anyone else. All I could do is give possibilities as to why long times go by without anyone answering. Sometimes people are at work and only can peek in quickly before the boss comes by their desk. Some have familys to tend to, child crying doesn�t allow much time for chatting long. Others are shy and prefer to watch rather than participate.
The best view I can give you is not to get cross if someone doesn�t answer you, maybe they are here briefly and in a rush. It doesn�t mean they don�t like you. But I will say No one wants to talk to someone cross. Not everyone likes me, and yes, it does hurt.
Be patient, let the others get to know the real Sparky. You may be pleasently surprised.
Cheers mate,
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 19:27, 04/04/01
Posted by : debs
Re: Yoo Hoo,Agony Aunt!
............there�s people in the chatroom!
please come and talk with us sparky
Posted on : 18:47, 04/04/01
Posted by : newcomer
Agony Aunt
Dear AA(if i may call u that)
I am too scared to go into the chatroom because i am frightened of Toad and debs,
What should i do?
Posted on : 18:51, 04/04/01
Posted by : debs
Re: Agony Aunt
dear newcomer, sorry to butt in here.
don�t be scared of me - whenever i�m naughty i get told off!and i am naughty sometimes.
be scared of toad tho� - he is truly terrifying!!!! LOL
debs x
:o)
Posted on : 18:53, 04/04/01
Posted by : sparky
Re: Agony Aunt
Don`t be scared,newcomer,you will always be welcome here.
sparkyxxx
Posted on : 19:02, 04/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
Dearest Newcomer,
Welcome to our world. We are very happy to see you here today.
Toad and Debs are no different than you and I. They are funny, serious and have emotions as do we all. I have to say that I am unable to seperate Toad and Debs from the rest of mankind in my response to you.
Did you ever have a day where all you wished to do is sit and enjoy visiting with others because your day was so bad? All you wanted to do was forget the problems of your life? If you answered yes to this, then you are just like the rest of us (mankind).
Best response to being afraid of coming into chat, don�t be afraid, you just might have fun. But never forget to remind yourself, those I chat with feel pain, do I want to cause that pain? I hope the answer is No.
Warm Wishes,
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 18:26, 04/04/01
Posted by : Doris
Dear Agony Aunt
I am so addicted to the message board that i rarely go out,what should i do?
Secondly i have a huge crush on Toad but i know he�s taken,please help me!
Posted on : 18:28, 04/04/01
Posted by : sparky
Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Owwwwww,toad.(by the way i`m not agony aunt)
Me to i`m stuck to this board 24,7.
sparkyxxx
Posted on : 18:32, 04/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Dear Agony Aunt
Hello Doris,
You share a common problem with many viewers. My suggestion is to get a laptop. The travel well and you can feed your addiction at the same time.
As for your second problem, Toad, I could say there are many toads in this world, but that is not exactly correct. There are many frogs in this world but only ONE Toad. I am afraid you must settle for less than perfect and start kissing frogs.
Thinking of you,
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 16:20, 04/04/01
Posted by : Jo
Agony Aunt
Dear Agony Aunt,
I was recently in a tv show which involved 9 other contestants but not one of them liked me!
I really fancied Oli loads but he said i was disturbing and now i�m crushed because i was hoping he would show me his ahem,crown jewels.
And i think he fancies my best mate Sara!
What shall i do?
PS i am thinking of jumping out of a plane without the parachute so please reply soon,
Love Jo xx
Posted on : 16:53, 04/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Re: Agony Aunt
My dear Jo,
What a difficult life you do lead. Oli was lovely but I�m sure you can do much better. I understand Peter and Glenn had an extra bed in the room they shared. Prehaps you should turn your sites to one of them.
Any jewels worth seeing can be found in London. Please, DO NOT JUMP, unless of course you have mole insurance and I am the sole Benificary.
Best of luck,
Agony Aunt
Posted on : 14:23, 04/04/01
Posted by : Agony Aunt
Sorry I�m late!
Hello Darlings,
Sorry I am late, my driver took a wrong turn and we fell in a Mole hole. You may be wondering if I am a real Agony Aunt, well, I am an aunt and an exhusband thought I was agony.
I have sat quietly reading your postings and they are quite colourful. Oh, my manners, Hi Mr/Mrs WebMaster!
I shall reply to postings as time permits and definately everyday. That is if postings are in my postbox.
TaRa for now,
Agony Aunt
ps. I�m open for serious Job offers. lol