My name is Krillin.For some reason or another,I am always the one getting my ass kicked.Why? I'll tell you why,humans get no respect anymore.I train as hard as Goku,Gohan,or Piccolo.It's not my fault that humans are weaker than Saiyans or Nameks, but for some reason, I am the one who has to die.Why me? I am sick and tired of being beaten and killed or put near death by people like Vegeta,Cell,Buu.
Why am I the one turned into Buu's snack! Why can't those flipping Saiyans see that I can't help them! They always push me into battle, I think it's because Goku gets off on seeing me dead. And what do they do about it? Nothing! If Goku dies, they try to revive him right away, but if I die, they take their dear sweet time reviving me! This is not fair. You know what, SCREW YOU GUYS! I can't take this bull anymore! You fight the Cells of the world from now on. I quit! I give in my gi! I'll let you go out and and get your asses handed to you, but for now on, I am going to be chilling with by bitches on the beach. Think of me when Super 17 is kicking your ass, because I'll be sipping Pina Coladas on the beach with my ladies. Peace out you worthless Nameks, Saiyans, and other flipping aliens! Go screw yourself! Bye now!
"Damn, I told you not to give Krillin that drink Goku. You know midgets can't hold their liquor!" says an angry Bulma as Krillin leaves to live his new life as Big Daddy Krilly Mac!