Chapter 2- Pokemon vs. DBZ- Ultimate Battle

After a lot of crying, Ash decides to fight on, dedicating the rest of the matches to Charizard.



Ash: I choose Pikachu!

Pikachu: Pika-pi! <Translation> Oh dear pokegod, I am so screwed now!

Goku: I choose Vegeta!

Vegeta: You choose no one Kakarot. I choose myself. I feel like barbeque rodent today.

Ash: Ok Pikachu, you can take him, get payback for Charizard!

Goku: Let the battle begin!

Ash: Pikachu, Thunderbolt now!

Pikachu: PI-KA-CHUUUUUUUU!!!!! <Translation> Take this you loser!



<Thunderbolt has no affect>



Vegeta: I am the prince of all Saiyans, the strongest in the universe, and you think this electric rat will hurt me. HAHAHA! Not only will I destroy Pikachu, I will tell you how I am going to do it.

Ash: Is this going to take long?

Z Warriors in Unison: Oh no, he is rambling again, this is going to be a while.

Goku: Vegeta, hurry up and defeat Pikachu, we don't have all day you know! I have to get home soon, or Chi-Chi is going to kill me for being late twice in the same week.

Vegeta: You, a Saiyan, being scared of a mere human woman! I laugh at your weakness!

Goku: And that is why you hid in my house for a week when you broke Bulma's Dragon Radar?

Vegeta: Quiet down Kakarot! That was...different. Now to tell Pikachu how it is going to die.

Ash: Oh my goodness, now I know why Vegeta was not invited to the Anime BBQ last year.



<Just about an hour later>



Vegeta: Then Pikachu, after the Big Bang Attack, I will incinerate your body with a Final Flash! Now to dispose of you. BIG BANG ATT...

Ash: Wait Vegeta, the time limit is over, 1 hour has passed, you can't attack!

Goku: He is right Vegeta, stop.

Vegeta: What the HFIL? So, what is going to happen?

Ash: I think we should make a decision on points, and since Pikachu was the only one that attacked, I think he wins by default.

Goku: Sorry, Vegeta, he is right, I have to be fair. Pikachu wins.

Vegeta: What, I will get you rodent! FINAL FLASH!!!!

Ash: Pikachu run!

Pikachu: PIKA! <Translation> I want my mommy!



<Pikachu hides, and Vegeta stops the chase>



Goku: I guess that makes the score 1-1.

Vegeta: I am going to kill all of you.

Krillin: Gohan, he flipped his lid again.

Gohan: Yeah, wait till Bulma finds out....

Krillin: Well, I hope he has good health insurance....

Goten: Well, this is better than being at home.

Trunks: Yeah, seeing my dad whine is funny! I love it especially when he whines about how he never gets any loving from mom.

Piccolo: I hope I never end up like Vegeta.

Vegeta: I am the Prince of ALL SAIYANS!!!!! I will never lose!

Piccolo: SPECIAL BEAM CANNON FIRE!

Vegeta: <unconscious on floor>

Piccolo: Well, someone had to shut him up.

Ash and Z warriors: Thank you Piccolo!

Ash: Now for round three...

To be continued!

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