Special Presents--Erma Bombeck (At wit's end)

"My favorite...was a small picture framed with construction paper, and reinforced with colored toothpicks..."Do you like it?" asked the small giver excitedly.  "I used a hundren gallons of paste on it."...There were other gifts-the year of the bent coat hanger adorned with twisted nose tissues and the year of the matchbox covered with sewing scraps and fake pearls-and then the small home-made gifts were no more.  I still receive gifts at Christmas.  They are thoughtful.  They are wrapped with care.  They are what I need.  But oh, how I wish I could bend low and receive a gift of cardboard and library paste..."
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