"When I heard we were nominated for a VMA... I was on the toilet... good thing too, 'cause I shit myself."

"Life is Benji, the rest is just details, Benji is life."

"I can freak."

"Keep representin' GC, 'cause you know we're representin' you."

"I bet they did the dirty-dirty! Go Justin! Go Justin!" (talking about Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake's breakup)

"Call me a mama's boy, I don't care."

"One egg, one sperm, two babies!"

"Joel lookie! *pushes ring into Joel's cheek and watches it light up* it's so purty!" (After a girl handed him a ring that lights up when you push it)

"We're just kind of the awkward guys who play music."

"Joel is a strange kid, he grew up in a weird place."

"I got all the hoes."

"Joel, your gloves suck!"

"Corruption? Whats that? No, we probably corrupted eachother."

"My ass smells like Joel."

"This is a sweet song, it's for the guys of MXPX. 'Cause one night, I was having a real tough night, one of the guys from MXPX invited me on his bus. He helped me out a lot, yeah, he held me all night long."

"Eyeliner! Always comes in handy."