1. You dye your hair pink and black.

2. When you get tired of it, you make it multicolored with wash-out dyes because you can't stand the fact of normal hair.

3. At 2:00 AM, you play with sugar cookie dough and make a liberty spike Benji head with a MADE logo and Cashdogg. Your friends make Joel, Billy, Paul, Chris and the logo. Once you take them out of the oven, they are expanded and deformed. You refuse to eat Benji.

4. You see a GC sticker at a mall store. You already have it, but you swear they'll be mad at you if you don't buy it.

5. You commonly get in trouble for having eyeliner "running down you face". 6. People tell you your eyeliner is running.

7. You can't find a meatmen patch so you use whiteout to write "Rancid" "MxPx" "Sid Vicious" and various other bands on your black cutoff pants. 8. You own more than one beanie.

9. You wear the beanie almost every day.

10. With a bandana.

11. You convert GC haters into lovers.

12. You refer to your friends as Billy, Joel, Paul and Chris.

13. You have spiked your more than shoulderlength hair with hairspray and it stood.

14. You swear your calm yet "mean" best friend is Joel.

15. All of a sudden, your friend seems have big ears.

16. You and your best friend swear you are twins.

17. You say things at the same time.

18. No one find its complete without the two of you together.

19. You took up guitar and covered it in stickers.

20. You start to figure out all the harmony parts in GC songs and find it normal to sing that way.

21. You listen to the live version of the East Coast Anthem just to hear Benji cutely say "On the east coast we ride until we die".

22. You make the DJ play GC songs at the bowling alley and jump off the benches doing rockstar jumps.

23. You tell people you know P. Diddy and Mike Shinoda.

24. You have a whole wall of cartoon drawings of Benji.

25. You print Benji pics out on Thanksgiving rather than eating.

26. You have fistfaught several other people claiming "Benji is yours because you hugged him".

27. You can mimic EVERY move to the Lifestyles video... including the Paul humping Benji part.

28. You do the Benji dance wherever you go.

29. You have yet to figure out if the dance is cool or if you're mocking him.

30. You can say "I hope my allergies don't act up" in a very nassaly voice.

31. You walk down the hallway at school and your friends all look down and say "Hey Benji".

32. You still freak out when Lifestyles is on TV or the radio.

33. You are close to your dog.

34. You reder to your dog as Cashdogg, Mia Vicious, Kid Vicious, etc. 35. You argue that Benji DOES wear MADE.

36. You watch Not Another Teen Movie with zoom in function on and in slow motion. You can't get over the way Benji plays the guitar.

37. You go all teenybopper or special ed when you meet Benji and make an ass out of yourself.

38. You punch your friend's teeth when she pets the Benji poster.

39. You tackle your friend off the bed and into a box when she pets it again.

40. Your friend forgives you because you're twins with him/her.

41. You suddenly realize how much you love pizza.

42. Meat starts to look pretty disgusting.

43. You always associate Mcdonalds with crack addicts.

44. You have your own Benji song which you sing 24/7.

45. Your folder is covered in Benji and GC pics and when people touch it, you go anal on them.

46. You own the Good Charlotte lunchbox and when someone touches YOUR Benji ,YOUR BENJI!!!!!!!!!! you totally freak.