� " Do not disturb (I am disturbed enughf already)!"

�"The lesson on qoutations my teacher, Mrs. Lee gave my class is embedded in my mind" I thought silently ignoring my sister's malicous screams to get off the computer...... "Ow!" she bit me. *wimper*.

� " Two wrongs dont make a right but three rights make a left!"

� " If life gives you lemons chuck them back at life and say i dont want your stupid lemons!"

� " people today lose 1500 blood cells per day, or was it 15000. I used to know?"

� " Curiosoty killed the cat, but hey, it wasnt my cat!"

� " Who is life and why is he giving out so many lemons"

� " True love is like a fun history lesson: we dream about it but it's damned near impossible to find"

� " *Eats candy bars*:Somehow, sugar only makes the voices in my head louder!"

� " I was lying in bed looking at the stars when I thought " Oh my gosh, where's my roof?"

� " Some people are cute but phsyco... things even out!"

� " MEN WERE CREATED BEFORE WOMEN BECAUSE YOU NEED A ROUGH DRAFT BEFORE YOU CAN CREATE A WORK OF ART! Not!"

� " Always look on the bright side of life so permanent eye damage prevents u from seeing the bad!"

� " Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it."

� " Violence is such a strong word. I prefer to call it 'creativity with weapons'...."

� "Im never wrong. Once I thought I was but I was mistaken."

� "f life gives u lemons throw them back and get the oranges u wanted

� "When life throws you lemons make popcorn, wait, thats not it..."

� "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

� "If you could read my mind you wouldn't be smiling."

� "in life theres only one chance to shine so, MOVE OUTTA MY WAY! YOUR BLOCKING THE LIGHT!"

� "A repair shop:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)"

� "im an angel i swEar! the horns are just holdin up my halo"

� "Do not upset me...I am running out of places to hide the bodies."

� "im so smart I forget where I put my brain sometimes "

� "An apple a day keeps the doctor away~but if the doctors cute,bye-bye fruit!"

� "I think I'm phsychic, because I can see into the past! "

� " Life is like a box of chocolates, and I keep finding the nuts and cocococonuts."

� " You say psycho like its an insult"

� "i dont take showers cuZ santas always watchin me"

� -If curiosity killed the cat... What killed the goldfish...-

� "NO MOM, I WASN'T KISSING Her, I JUST HAD TO GET MY GUM BACK."

� "If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!"

� A little birdie way up high,set a whitewash in my eye,I dont cry and I dont sigh,but gee im glad that cows dont fly "

� "I cant sleep at night Im alwase counting sheep, maybe I should stop sleep walking in pastures!"

� " I used to be a kleptomaniac but I took something for it."

� "Parents say go to them for everything but when you go to them for money they tell you to go away."

� "only dead fish go with the flow "

dont look at my cookie like that,ur making him nervous.

of course i'm out of my mind. It's dark and scary in there.

Once an idiot, always an idiot.

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oh my gosh, here it comes, ahh...*hiccup*

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but who wants to marry a fish?

i completed a jigsaw puzzle in 12 days and on the box it said 3-5 years

Punks,Goths,Preps whatever real people dont need labels.

Stupidity Isn't A Virus But It Sure Is Spreading Like One

If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect then why practice?

"Are you quite sure you wouldnt like a cough drop Dolores? "

WHAT DO U MEAN I NEED TO FOCUS MORE? I FOCUS FI....OMG A SHINY QUARTER! *silence* Im sorry, what did u say?

Last night, a cow cornered me in an alley, drew a gun, and said: "Got Milk?"�

there are three kinds of ppl that no one understands: geniuses, madmen, and guys that mumble.

Sorry, I don't speak english very well, i'm from Holland. cheese rulez!

You DISGUST me, Asparagus is way better than pie... *glare*

"NAME?""Uh.I Know This.It's On The Tip of my tounge...."

Dude, If U Dont Speak Surfer Slang, Then Dont Speak!!!.....Sweet...Totally....dude.....radical.....

"if me and my imagany wife ever have a son i hope you can consider him a son"

You can pick your friends,you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose

"canabal jokes are not in good taste" janie said while she was munching her finger.

Don't follow me, I walk into walls!

If its too LOUD, your too OLD

im paraniod and the voices in my head say run bcuz they are out to get you!