HERE ARE SOME SIGGYS FOR THE NEOBOARDS!
Do not disturb (I am disturbed enough already)
Two wrongs don�t make a right but three rights make a left!"
If life gives you lemons chuck them back at life and say i dont want your stupid lemons!
People today lose 1500 brain cells per day, or was it 15000. I used to know?"
Curiosity killed the cat, but hey, it wasn�t my cat
Who is life and why is he giving out so many lemons
True love is like a fun history lesson: we dream about it but it's damned near impossible to find
Eats candy bars Somehow, sugar only makes the voices in my head louder!"
I was lying in bed looking at the stars when I thought " Oh my gosh, where's my roof?
Some people are cute but phsyco... things even out!"
Always look on the bright side of life so permanent eye damage prevents u from seeing the bad!"
12.Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it."
13.Violence is such a strong word. I prefer to call it 'creativity with weapons'...."
14.Im never wrong. Once I thought I was but I was mistaken."
15.if life gives u lemons throw them back and get the oranges u wanted
16.When life throws you lemons make popcorn, wait, thats not it..."
17.I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."
18.if you could read my mind you wouldn't be smiling."
19.in life theres only one chance to shine so, MOVE OUTTA MY WAY! YOUR BLOCKING THE LIGHT!"
20.A repair shop:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON tHE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)"
21.im an angel i swEar! the horns are just holdin up my halo"
22.Do not upset me...I am running out of places to hide the bodies."
23.im so smart I forget where I put my brain sometimes "
24.An apple a day keeps the doctor away~but if the doctors cute,bye-bye fruit!"
25.I think I'm phsychic, because I can see into the past! "
26.life is like a box of chocolates, and I keep finding the nuts and nuts
27.You say psycho like its an insult"
28.i dont take showers cuZ santas always watchin me"
29.if curiosity killed the cat... What killed my goldfish...-
30.NO MOM, I WASN'T KISSING Her, I JUST HAD TO GET MY GUM BACK."
31.If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!"
32.A little birdie way up high,set a whitewash in my eye,I dont cry and I dont sigh,but gee im glad that cows dont fly "
33.I cant sleep at night Im alwase counting sheep, maybe I should stop sleep walking in pastures!"
34.I used to be a kleptomaniac but I took something for it."
35.Parents say go to them for everything but when you go to them for money they tell you to go away."
36.only dead fish go with the flow "
37.dont look at my cookie like that,ur making him nervous.
38.of course i'm out of my mind. It's dark and scary in there.
39. Once an idiot, always an idiot.
40. WARNING: Do you Think Your Too Fat Wanna Lose Weight In 1 Second Then Click Here! (If you click enughf you will lose weight!)
41. oh my gosh, here it comes, ahh...*hiccup*
42. There are plenty of fish in the sea, but who wants to marry a fish?
43. i completed a jigsaw puzzle in 12 days and on the box it said 3-5 years
44. Stupidity Isn't A Virus But It Sure Is Spreading Like One
45. If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect then why practice?
46. WHAT DO U MEAN I NEED TO FOCUS MORE? I FOCUS FI....OMG A SHINY QUARTER! *silence* Im sorry, what did u say?
47. Last night, a cow cornered me in an alley, drew a gun, and said: "Got Milk?"�
48. Tere are three kinds of ppl that no one understands: geniuses, madmen, and guys that mumble.
49. Sorry, I don't speak english very well, i'm from Holland. cheese rulez!
50. You DISGUST me, Asparagus is way better than pie... *glare*
51. NAME?""Uh.I Know This.It's On The Tip of my tounge...."
52. Dude, If U Dont Speak Surfer Slang, Then Dont Speak!!!.....Sweet...Totally....dude.....radical.....
53. "if me and my imagany wife ever have a son i hope you can consider him a son"
54. You can pick your friends,you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose
55. "canabal jokes are not in good taste" janie said while she was munching her finger.
56. Don't follow me, I walk into walls!
57. If its too LOUD, your too OLD
58. im paraniod and the voices in my head say run bcuz they are out to get you