| DON SWANKO (temp panelist) |
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| Full name: Paul Assad Swydan Nicknames: Swanky, Swank, Don Swanko, Swank the Tank, The Godfather Profession Title: Asshole Hometown: Shrewsbury, MA Knowledge Strength: MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL, College Hockey, your mother Knowledge Weaknesses: College football Loyalties: Redsox, Celtics, Patriots, Bruins, Boston University Hates Most: Yankees, Boston College, New Jersey Nets Fun Fact: One time Tugboat jumped off a pile of mulch in my driveway to slam dunk a basketball, and bent my rim down approximately 4 feet lower than it's original height. Favorite Woman in Sports: Melissa Stark (body), Suzie Kolber (brains) |
| Circa 2003, wasted, drinking an 8 year old can of beer. |