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| FROM SLUMS TO STARDOM |
| A formal essay written by Andrew Ghassan Sayegh, having lost a bet to Steven Heere and Steven Montgomery because the Celtics were housed by the Sixers 96-91 on March 22, 2002. Written in ebonics, Allen Iverson's native tongue. Dedicated to the Panel. |
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| Since 4/19/02, AI has shook |
| suckaz on his way to da rack. |
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