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| Full name: Daniel Noah Franz Nicknames: The Father, Lorca, Hoffa, Horsecock Profession Title: Teacher Hometown: Ohio (home of the largest gay population) Knowledge Strength: Basketball Knowledge Weakness: Hockey Loyalties: Broncos, Knicks, Mets, Avs, Mike Tyson Hates Most: Oakland Raiders, LA Lakers, Reggie Miller Fun Fact: Has seen Old Man Heere in all his glory (i.e. nude) Favorite Woman in Sports: Anna Kournikova |
| Recipient of the 2004 Panel Member of the Year Award: 2004 PANEL MVP |
| 2004 ACCOLADES: -Is a "little Sicilian whore" -Gives Hacksaw an erection when he speaks (as testified by Hacksaw himself: "Yes, that pussy Franz owns this bitch." -Uses is the F-bomb liberally -Leaves Panel members feeling sexually violated after reading his emails. -Survived a left nut amputation -Stands at an intimidating 5'3" -Has not made a single contribution to the Panel in 6 months, yet remains on the Panel because each current member is too afraid to remove him. |