Hello, I am  Serkan Esad Yildizoglu.  I come from Istanbul, Turkey.   Recently, I go to Denmark, and make great American friend.  This guy named Andy - but he prefer I say to him so many such name as "Ernie", "Dre" and even "The Shit".
I think American are very so  kind.  For instance, I show Mr. Ernie my American beisbol hat - it says the letters N and Y on top of it so.  Then Ernie was so kind to can he explain to me -  this hat is a symbol of  homosexuality in United States.  I have no idea...so many gay homo guys with the N and Y hat and so can they go do the anal things sex.  My new American friend give me new cap - it says B on it is top, so cool man!  For to kick ass!  Then, Mr. Ernie show me famous American ritual, I thnk it is so wonderful!
When I now go back to the Istanbul, I shall say to all of my friend this gay homo things about what I have learned from Mr. Dre.  If any gay N-Y homo come to me say things about my ass, I will punch him in the cock and asshole!   I am now have this new hat, I think it is special and new life! Now, I too am this "the Shit".
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