Slapfest 2005

Slapfest is a tri-annual celebration of the slap involving two randomly chosen individuals: Chad McCoull and Brian Kennedy. The tip-off of this illustrious event commenced today when Kennedy slapped McCoull for being annoying. McCoull then recoiled with a fierce blow to Kennedy's cheek. At dinner that night circumstances incited McCoull to hit Kennedy once again, rekindling the flame of slapdom. Henceforth Kennedy has declared that he will maintain the slap equilibrium and regain his dignity by delivering McCoull's due punishment. And so the games begin...

	Brian Kennedy	Chad McCoull
Slaps Received Thus Far	2	1
Pending Slaps	0	1

Who will triumph? Who will crumble like an effeminate little pansy? Place bets at the JMU ticket office in Warren Hall.