Your main character is... English and charming. Well, that depends. Are we awake? A shaggy greaseball. Nothing like his grandfather... or is he? Hysterical! And wet and in pain! What is your main song about? A dictator for one season in his home country. It doesn't actually have words, but it's very effective. Being sick. And tired. How to be a merry man and the masculine aspects of pantyhose. I dunno. It sounds like typical 80s fare. Who is the romantic interest? A bratty, self-involved princess. Not the main character's fianc�e. Yet another German who has trouble pronouncing her Vs. A girl with unfortunate underwear. Money! Or Max... To whom are you most offensive? George Lucas. Kevin Costner. Mad scientists. Everyone. Jews, gays, hippies, and Nazis. How is Mel Brooks featured? He does the voice of a little girl's father. He's a rabbi. He's the governor, an Indian chief, and an aviator. He sings one line. He's the president of his nation and a milk product. What is the villain's biggest pet peeve? Being confused with a celebrity and clich�s. People who think Churchill was the better painter. People not knocking when he's playing with his dolls. Patrick Stewart. The mob not understanding him and his prosthetic arm. Pick a year: 1968 1974 1974 1987 1993

Last updated 26 August 2004.