| Two Whales |
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Two whales are out swimming around. One's a boy and the other is a girl. The girl whale has had a lot of therapy and is very in touch with her feelings. All of a sudden, they see a ship and the boy whale becomes very upset. "What's the matter?" asks the girl. "That's the ship that ran over me last year! I still have the scar on my back. Just seeing that ship makes me so angry!" "Well," the girl whale asks, "what would make you feel better? How can I help you resolve your feelings about this?" The boy whale thinks and thinks and finally he says, "You know, I think if we were to swim under that ship and blow our spouts and capsize it, I would feel better." "Okay," she replies. So they swim over and dive under the ship and blow their spouts, and the ship turns over and all the sailors fall into the water. "You still don't seem content," the girl whale says. "You know," the boy says, "I think in order to really, really feel better, I need for us to swim back and eat up those sailors." The girl whale shakes her head. "Uh-uh. I'm sorry. I don't mind a blow job but I'm not swallowing any seamen." |
| Last updated 26 August 2004. |