Taurus (April 21 - May 20): I'm hungry; pass the pizza.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21): Have you seen the TV remote?

Cancer (June 22 - July 22): When are we getting married?

Leo (July 23 - August 22): Wasn't I fantastic?

Virgo (August 23 - September 22): I need to wash the sheets.

Libra (September 23 - October 23): I liked it if you liked it.

Scorpio (October 24 - November 21): Perhaps I should untie you.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): Don't call me; I'll call you.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Do you have a business card?

Aquarius (January 19 - February 18): Now let's try it with our clothes off.