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- Make racecar noises when people get on and off.
- Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
- Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up dammit, all of you just shut up!"
- Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
- Sell Girl Scout cookies.
- On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
- Shave.
- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"
- Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
- When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
- Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a wet willy?"
- Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask him/her to call you "Admiral."
- One word: flatulence!
- On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
- Do T'ai Chi exercises.
- Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."
- When at least eight people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
- Give religious tracts to each passenger.
- Meow occasionally.
- Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
- Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "Oops!"
- Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
- Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.
- Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
- Walk in with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of them!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
- Burp, then say, "Mmm... tasty!"
- Leave a box between the doors.
- Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for him/her.
- Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers through it.
- Start a sing-along.
- When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
- Play the accordion.
- Shadow box.
- Say "Ding!" at each floor.
- Lean against the button panel. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and then push all the red buttons.
- Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that it's your "personal space."
- Bring a chair along.
- Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
- Blow spit bubbles.
- Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
- Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
- Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- Wear "X-ray specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
- Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger."
- If anyone brushes against you, recoil fiercely and scream, "Bad touch!"
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