Passionate kiss like spiderweb -- soon lead to undoing of fly.

Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Panties not best thing on Earth, but next to it.

War not determine who is right. War determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who sleep in cat house by day sleep in doghouse by night.

Man who fight with wife all day get no peace at night.

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

It takes many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who sit on tack get point.

Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.