| Numero Uno. Drop the nerd act. Get rid of glasses, braces, undies with your name on them, and all the hair off your chest. |
| Numero Dos. Sex Appeal. Get a mohawk, dye your hair black and change your name. |
| Numero Tres. Become a bad boy. Stop smiling, get a piercing and get the ladies. |
| Numero Cinco. Audition for your favorite band. I heard Weezer is looking for a new trianglist. Ding! |
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| Becoming a Rock Star |
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| Numero Cautro. Drop out. Since you're becoming a rock star, you won't need school anymore, so tell Principal Fatty to shove it. |
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| If these five steps do not work you are either not doing them in order, not doing them exactly right, you're just a failhead, or the band already has a trianglist. Good luck my student, as you venture into the life of a rock star. |