TITLE: Let's Have Some Fun
AUTHOR: Kichi
DISCLAIMER: Akira Toriyama created Dragonball Z and all its characters.  They belong to Toei Animation FUNimation, Bird Studios, etc.. Not me.  Don't sue me for writing this I have like 7 dollars in the back.
RATING: R  for violence.  I guess.
PAIRING: none
SUMMARY: Vegeta wants to have some fun, and he makes Goku come with him.  Then they get into a fight about Bulma.
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NOTES: I always picture Vegeta doing this.  I would do it if I could get away with it.  and I'm a girl.  He would probably do worse if he didn't care what Bulma would have to say about it.


     Goku yawned and stretched, rolling out of bed.  He smelled breakfast wafting up from the kitchen and groggily stumbled down the stairs.  ChiChi was busy cooking, Gohan was heading out the door to school and Vegeta sat at the table, staring at Goku, grinning like the Cheshire cat.
    "Vegeta!" Goku exclaimed, surprised.  "What's up?"  Vegeta's grin eased into a smug smile.
    "Eat Kakarotto.  We have things to do."  For a moment Goku could not figure out what he meant.  If he wanted to spar he'd say so. What could they possibly have to do?  Vegeta had never once expressed any interest in hanging out with anyone, especially not Goku.  But he took his seat and began to devour the food on the plate set before him.

    Goku showered quickly and dressed, somewhat eager to see what Vegeta had in mind.  Once he stepped outside his prospective for the day dropped a notch.
    "That's Bulma's car." Goku said.  After his and Piccolo's fiasco at the license bureau, he was kind of resentful towards cars and drivers.  They made it look so easy! Vegeta leaned against the sleek, black Spyder.
    "Yes it is." Vegeta said, his smile growing.
    "It's her favorite one." Goku observed.
    "No shit, Sherlock.  Are you going to get in or not?"  Goku frowned but nodded and got in the passenger side.  It was a rare opportunity before him, he dared not pass it up.  As far as he knew Vegeta hated him.  And he'd always wanted to at least be civil with the last Saiyan no Ouji. Now here was his chance, apparently.
    Vegeta got in and started the car and pulled out of the driveway.   Goku felt a surge of annoyance as Vegeta maneuvered perfectly and was soon driving flawlessly down the road.
    "How can you do this so easily?" Goku said with a frown.
    "Kakarotto, driving is easy.  You can steer with one finger.  I don't see why you and the Namek found this so difficult.  I got a stupid license my first try." He said throwing a plastic card at Goku.  He flipped it over and his eyes bulged at the sight of Vegeta's picture.  He began to snicker at the sight of Vegeta with a huge, cheesy grin.
    "Nice picture."
    "I know." Vegeta said snorting.  "I couldn't decide whether to look drunk or just stupid."
    "Is this drunk or stupid?" Goku asked.
    "Stupid." Vegeta said, They were coming up to the first intersection.  "Which way?"
    "You got here, don't you know?"
    "Fine." Vegeta slammed on the gas and sped through the red light and several cars were forced to slam on the breaks to avoid a collision. And one of those cars happened to be a police car. Sirens blared as the black cop car turned around and went after the two Saiyans.
    "Damn it, Vegeta! What are you doing? That police officer is trying to pull you over."
    "Well, he's not trying hard enough." Vegeta said with a sneer and the engine roared as he slammed on the gas.  The small car leapt forward.  He cut off dozens of people, even driving in the opposite lane to get ahead of the cop.
    "What are you doing?!" Goku cried as Vegeta nearly sideswiped a station wagon.
    "Watch out you douche-bag!" Vegeta bellowed out the window, shaking his fist angrily at an 80 year old man who looked like he was about to have a heart-attack.  A new development was coming up on the left and Vegeta cut through, tires squealing as they turned.  The police car was stuck at the last intersection, trying to get through cars that had collided trying to avoid the Spyder.  Vegeta blew through two stop signs and Goku watched to make sure no one would get run over.
    "Vegeta, your gonna kill someone."
    "No I won't! Just shut up or get out.  You fucking suck!" Vegeta snarled glaring at him.  He ran another light at the end of the development and flew past a freeway ramp.  He went left and another freeway entrance was just ahead.  Several people were stopped as cars got off the exit.  Vegeta slowed down just enough to shoot onto the ramp in the few seconds before the light turned green.  Goku could see two more squad cars coming towards him and another from the development they'd just left.
     "Vegeta, were gonna get in trouble!" Goku warned as the flew onto the freeway.  As the car straightened the speed rapidly flew to 90 mph and above.
    "Oh bullshit!" Vegeta snapped.  "And don't give me that shit about your wife either!  If you instant-transmission out of here I'll be so disgusted with you."  The freeway took an abrupt left as he got onto another route and the police cars were getting closer.  Goku shook his head as Vegeta cut off a semi truck.
    "Why are you doing this?" Goku asked again.
    "For fun." Vegeta said as if it was that simple.  "I want to makes these pigs fucking work for a change instead of eating donuts and giving me fucking speeding tickets the fucks!"  Goku's eyes slowly widened as he realized Vegeta's motive.
    "You're doing this because you got a speeding ticket?" he cried, cringing as Vegeta slammed on the brakes to avoid crashing into the end of a semi.  Vegeta jerked the wheel and slammed on the gas and they shot into the left lane cutting off a small red car.  He heard a horn beeping frantically behind them as Vegeta sped off.
    "I told you.  I'm just having fun." He said with a grin.  Goku sighed and turned around in his seat.  Behind them were at least ten police cars and the traffic in front of them was clearing out as people tried to avoid them.
    "You are crazy.  Bulma is going to kill you when she finds out.  What are you going to do?  Drive until you run out of gas and then what?  Bulma's car will get impounded and she's going to have to pay to get it out."
    "She's rich!" Vegeta started laughing and turned the volume up on the radio.  The music blared through the speakers and Vegeta rolled both windows down until the roar of the wind almost drowned out the music.
    "That's not the point!" Goku cried, but his voice was lost in the noise.  Suddenly Goku felt Vegeta's ki rise and before he could stop him he fired a ki blast out the window.  The was a loud explosion that made the car swerve and Goku saw the remains of a helicopter falling to the ground.  He hadn't even known it was there.  The music had drowned it out…
    "You asshole! That's it!" He grabbed the steering wheel and jerked it to the right so hard that the steering column snapped.  The wheels turned sideways and the car flipped end over end three or four times before coming to a rest on the roof.  Goku had leapt out during the first flip and stood at the side of the freeway looking for Vegeta as the police drew near.
    "Thanks.  Now I can tell Bulma that you fucked her car up.  Which is true enough." He heard from behind him.  He spun around to see Vegeta wearing that infuriating smirk he always had on his face.
    "This is all your fault you bastard!" Goku cried as the wailing of the sirens grew louder.  Vegeta lifted a few feet off the air and instantly Goku was in front of him. Seizing him by the shoulders.  "You're going to pay for this.  You killed those people in the helicopter!" Goku growled.  Vegeta's smile grew large and his eyes narrowed with a predatory gleam.
    "Yes, put me in jail, I would love to escape and accidentally set free hundreds of murderers and rapists." He sneered.  Goku growled and grabbed Vegeta's elbow before shooting into the sky as the police pulled up to the smoking wreck that had been Bulma's favorite car.

    "I can't believe you did that!" Goku snarled.  Vegeta wrenched his elbow from Goku's grip with a snicker.
    "Your such a baby.   How can you be afraid of that weak female?" he mocked.  Goku's cheeks turned pink in indignation.
    "I'm not afraid of her!  But that was her car and she's going to be pissed and she's going to yell and we both have to listen to it.  And while you might enjoy her screaming in your face, I do not!"
    "Listen to you.  You let these harpies dominate you.  I don't see why."
    "Hey-" Goku began.
    "Oh, stop!  Whatever your excuses are I don't want to hear them.  It doesn't matter."  Goku felt another growl rising.  Vegeta's callous and careless attitude was complete bullshit as far as Goku could see.
    "Did you even ask Bulma to use her car?" he snapped.
    "No." he snorted, folding his arms across his chest.
    "That's bull shit! Do you even realize how shitty that is?  She lets you stay there and asks nothing of you in return except maybe that you don't kill her and her family.  She buys you fucking clothes and food and this is how you repay her?   By stealing her car and destroying it?  That's real fucking nice, Vegeta." Goku snarled.  Vegeta's smiled had faded and he scowled darkly.
    "She deserves it." he muttered.
    "Deserves it?!" Goku cried in disbelief.  "What the hell could she have possibly done to you to make you do something like this?"  Vegeta's eyes narrowed as he studied the Chikyuu-Saiyan before him.  He was really angry.  His face was even turning red.  He even looked like he might lash out at Vegeta if he said the right thing.  The corner of Vegeta's mouth slid up.
    "She deserves it because she's a fucking bitch-" A powerful fist plowed into his jaw, his head snapped to the side as he sailed through the air.  He came to an abrupt halt and rubbed his jaw with a frown.  His dark eyes searched the sky for any sign of the idiot.  He was close.
    Vegeta phased out and drove his knee into Goku's spine.  The other Saiyan cried out in pain and Vegeta elbowed him in the throat.  He dropped out of his defensive stance as Goku feebly gasped and hacked, clutching his throat.  Goku glared daggers at him, Vegeta smiled in return.
    "The truth is, Kakarotto, that the stupid woman shot her mouth off about something that is none of her fucking business.  And if that wasn't bad enough, she said it in front of that butt-fucker Yamcha."  His vague confession was followed by long moments of silence as Goku gasped for breath.
    "What did she say?" Goku rasped.  Vegeta's face turned pink and he mumbled something that Goku could barely hear.  "WHAT?!" he yelled.
    "She SAID that Frieza beat me to death because he was pissed that his bitch ran away!!" Vegeta yelled back with twice the volume.
    "Ah." Goku winced.  Trust Bulma to say something completely crude and heartless.  He swore she could make sailors blush.  "I'm sure she didn't mean it."
    "Oh, she meant it."  Goku suddenly hid a smile.
    "So what Vegeta.  She's just a human, and a girl.  Why do you care what she thinks?"  He saw the corner of Vegeta's mouth twitch and thought he looked a little flushed.
    "I DON'T care what she thinks!" he snapped.  Goku had to bite his lip to keep from laughing.  The expression on Vegeta's face reminded him of a pissed-off little kid.  Goku snorted in derision and Vegeta's gaze switched to him.  He could see Vegeta's jaw clench and his eyes grow dark.
    "If you don't care what she thinks then why even bother to get back at her?" Vegeta's eyebrows shot up and he glared at Goku as if he'd just said the most stupid thing he could think of.
    "Shut up Kakarotto."
    "You like her." Vegeta gaped at him in horror.
    "I- do not!" he snapped, his face was getting redder.
    "You do!  You're blushing."
    "I AM NOT!" Vegeta cried his hands flying up to cover his face.  Goku laughed softly.  He could hear a deep growl rumbling through Vegeta's chest as the older Saiyan turned away.
    "Vegeta, calm down." He said with a sigh as Vegeta fanned his face.
    "Fuck you." He hissed.
    "Look, it's all right if you like Bulma.  You two are a lot alike in fact-"
    "That's not true!" Vegeta roared, turning on him in fury.
    "It is.  I know she has a power level of like two or something but that's not what I'm talking about.  You and her are like both.." he frowned, searching for the right words.  "You're both stubborn as hell for one.  Two, you both are proud and don't back down from things, you're both perfectionists, and both of you kinda.. cut yourself off from people.  I don't know.  I see a bunch of similarities between the two of you.  I think that's why you two fight.  You have the same personality, but different views.  You see?"
    Vegeta looked perplexed, and Goku recognized the look.  It was the look he got when he said something intelligent.
    "Shut up Kakarotto." Vegeta murmured, eyeing him suspiciously.  Goku grinned.
    "You shut up."  Vegeta's eyes narrowed and for a moment he glared at him before the corner of his mouth came up.  He shook his head and with an unspoken agreement they lifted higher into the air.  The sun was high above them, blinding as it reflected off the billowy clouds above them.  "Hey Vegeta." Goku called as Vegeta began to drift towards Capsule Corp.
    Vegeta glanced back at him in acknowledgment.
    "Uh… are you really going to tell Bulma that I wrecked her car?"
    Vegeta grinned.


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