TITLE: Failure
AUTHOR: Kichi
PAIRING (if applicable): none
RATING: R for swearing
WARNINGS: silliness
NOTES: ALTERNATE UNIVERSE and
based on FUNimation version
ARCHIVE:
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SUMMARY: I wondered what would happen
if Vegeta was repulsed by bugs instead of squirmy things.
Planet Arlia
“Let’s stop
here. I wanna have some fun.” He heard a sigh crackle
through his ear piece.
“Fine.” the young
prince huffed in annoyance. Nappa grinned in excitement.
The little pink planet was growing large in his porthole and his
fingers were itching to wrap around a scrawny throat. Vegeta’s
indifference didn’t surprise him, they boy could barely crack a smile
lately. Not that he grinned all day like an idiot (like Dodoria)
but there had been a few times where Nappa had at least expected a
smirk and saw nothing but a stony glare. “Which
planet is this, anyway?”
“Arlia.” Nappa
said, grinning. There was silence for a moment.
“Why does that
sound so familiar?” Vegeta said, more to himself. Nappa chose not
to answer, finding stifling his laughter challenge enough.
The exited their
pods and stared at the bleak landscape surrounding them.
“This place looks
like shit.”
“There’s a civil
war going on.” Everything was in ruins, and they saw the
silhouette of several natives.
“Alright, let’s
go.” Vegeta snapped.
Nappa grinned as
he saw Vegeta’s eyes bulge in shock and disgust.
“Bugs!” he
snarled, shooting a glare at Nappa. Nappa began to laugh,
slapping his knee. “You fucker! I’m going to kill you one of
these days! Now hurry up and get this shit over with!” he went
back to his pod and got in.
“Wait! Are you
leaving?”
“Of course, you
imbecile!” Vegeta’s voice crackled over the scouter. Nappa
stomped his foot in anger, another failure! If he didn’t get to
have some fun soon, he was going to get pissed!
He took a few
quick pot shots at the natives, killing a few, and then ran to his pod
and took off.
Once out of the
atmosphere Prince Vegeta extended his aura to retain a breathable
atmosphere and then a huge purplish ki sphere shot from his hands and
barreled toward Arlia.
“Hey! How come you
always get to have all the fun?!” Nappa cried. He heard Vegeta
huff in annoyance.
“You really think
I would let you have any after tricking me! You’re an ass!” he
growled.
Nappa watched the
planet turn to space dust with a scowl. Another attempt at fun
shot to hell!