Another Untitled Fic
By: Kichi


DISCLAIMER: Akira Toriyama created DBZ and all it's characters. They are being used without permission but please, Toei Animation, FUNimation, Bird Studios, etc... DON'T SUE! Please, I'll end up homeless and stuff and I'm not making any money off of this website or any of the pictures I drew anyway, so.. right.  Don't sue me.

A/N: I am writing this because I am fucking pissed, there's going to be lots of swearing because I just watched the South Park movie (again) and I got in a fight with a friend of mine.  Whatever.


    I hate this planet.  The fucking weak, pathetic, moronic humans make me sick.  I've been stranded on this shit hole for over a year and each day is pure hell.  The thing that pisses me off the most is that these retards expect me to know what they want and how they FEEL.  LIKE I GIVE A SHIT! No one cares how I fucking feel because if they did then maybe they all would leave me the fuck ALONE!
    Take today for example.  Here I was, sitting watching the stupid TV when that BITCH woman comes in.  I acknowledged her, what more could she want?   Apparently she wanted to "talk".  But how was I supposed to know that when she goes and strolls off into the kitchen or whatever and sits and blabbers to her stupid mother.  So after about fifteen minutes at the most I go into the kitchen for food or something and she has the nerve to fucking yell at me!
    And for WHAT, you might ask?  Because I didn't talk to her! I never fucking TALK to her.  Why the hell should I?  If she would have told me when she asked me to fucking move in: "By the way, if you want to live with me, you have to talk to me every fucking day."  I would have told her to suck my fucking balls and that would have been the last time I ever saw her.
    She didn't even say, "I want to talk to you."  (Not like it would have mattered) NO! She tells me this as she's walking out the door saying how "Foul" I am.  And for what?  Because I didn't read her fucking mind?
    It was amazing.  I was actually speechless.
    First of all, I AM THE FUCKING PRINCE OF SAIYANS.
    Second, I'll talk to who I want, when I want.
    And third, I am not PSYCHIC!!!!
    Why am I even pissed about this?  Why do I let it bother me?  Why didn't I just say: "Fuck you, bitch." And be done with it?
    Well, for one thing I really didn't know what to say, as stupid as it may sound.  But what the hell, it's true. I've been here awhile, but its not like I actually pay attention to these ningen's!  And also, she slammed the door in my face before I could get a word in!
    I don't know who she thinks she's dealing with but I am NOT that ass wipe "boyfriend" of hers.  She treats me like a commoner and it makes me want to break her neck!
    She always gets pissed over stupid shit.  She says I have a bad temper, but she gets mad about things that wouldn't even bother me.  Like if I walked in the house and she didn't talk to me, would I freak out about it and rant and rave?  Hell no.
    I wouldn't care.
    And then she really went nuts when I called her a bitch that one time.  She carried on so much about it that now I have to reserve that insult for special occasions.
    I don't know why I put up with her shit.  I would have killed anyone else for much less, but for some reason, no matter how mad she makes me, I haven't hurt her.  And Kami knows I've really wanted to at times.  But then who would fix the gravity room for me?  Sure there's her smelly father but he probably would be pissed if I killed his daughter and refuse to cooperate.  Then I'd have to kill him too.
    Oh fucking well.
    I should probably just leave and never come back, but that would be a sure sign of defeat.  Besides, she's just a weak, stupid woman.  There's nothing she can do to hurt me.


    I know. I'm a shit-faced cock master for writing that.  Everyone's thinking, 'Kichi, you fucking ass pirate."  Oh.  Look at my potty mouth, goddamnit.  I don't even know why I bother to post this.  But I am going to any way cause I am pissed off and I want everyone to see how shitty I write when I'm angry.
 

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