1. They wear 'Burberry' baseball caps
2. They shave their hair to the extent of Grant Mitchell from eastenders and/or Harry Hill.
3.They wear shirts with collars sticking up... Why, You look like a bloody tudar!!!
4. Finally, The older ones always drive cars with windows that you can't see through. Don't worry, it's for the better. All thugs should be burned, not seen!
What is the point you complete fools?! Who taught you this senseless fashion? You're like the modern day equivalent to hippies... You should all be shot, oh wait, one day you'll get 'stoned' and then shoot yourself in the foot with an illegal firearm that you purchased from a wierd foreign drug dealer who just looks at car sterios all day and hangs around shopping centres.
That's all for now kids, but remember, kerosene and flames don't mix... Unless vthey are used to burn things, Like the thugs who burned the roof off of Gala bingo. Keep kickin the crap out of society and i'll trap your pubic hair in a fan!
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