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If you have ever been to Alton Towers, you will discover that many of the people who work there have really long necks like Ton Wei's! There was one man who had a long neck and looked like Paul Daniels! And when he tried to push Paul's bars down, it looked like he was having sex with him! He got really annoyed when we asked him to 'Work some magic!!'. There was also a hamster man who called me a 'Dick'! How can he say that to me when he's a crap eating hamster with a long neck. God the nerve of some house pets! If he went on the nemesis he'd get his neck stuck in another piece of track and bang his head on cherryade mountain!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Which runs into what looks like a pit of tar with several corpses which were killed by greeks patting them on the back and giving them malaria. |
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