Firstly, and most annoyingly, GAMES! This year, the greatest games that are due to be released by now have beel put forward which enrages me!!! Do the shops and game developers expect me to save my money? NO! It makes more sense to release before christmas... So if you are listening you fat cats... Shame on you and your whole democracy!
Secondly, Imitation santas. this is more light hearted as it is especially funny to watch fat santas fall over! Great films such as Santa Clause and that one with arnold schwarzenegger in it should be re introduced to add a slight hint of comedy to this christmastide! What's funnier than a man that is turning into santa claus or an offensive postman fighting arnie on a parade float!
Anyway, as I was saying, i have been to at least 30 santas this year with my sister, (not at my own accord, by the way) and the worst one that I have seen yet is halfway down a so called '50 mins' minature railway ride to see a sweaty old coal man in a shed covered in imitation snow for a cheap rip off of bob the builder toy, followed by a glass of sherry which was like drinking motor oil.
Im sick of this now so ill be leaving! Next time kids!
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