Hello....it's me, Frances!!

Ine not asposed ta go  near the maputer, an if mama citches me, shel smack my tail feathers an put me on topa da cat post. (udderwise nown as da Bad Bird Perch) I don't much like da cat post acuz I can't climb off on my own.  Instead I haff to wait until mama is good an ready to take me down.

Right now mama is on da  thing she talks an talks into (and the think wot I haff bitten all da butten off once har har)  and I'm dying to know if all of da buttons I've seen her pushin on da  maputer comes off.

THEY DO!!!  THEY DO COME OFF!!!

And I think they all belong on the floor.

..........uh oh...................

da bad bird perch......

Hey, wanna see wot got me a yere sentunce on da bad bird perch?  I don't care, cuz it wuz woth it!!!! 

I wuz tryin ta be all innacent by pretendun I wuz asleep on da couch, an I was hopin mama wound't notuce wot I had been up to. 

But Mama has eyes liek a eagle......(an a face like a beagle)hahahahahahahahahhaahahaha