IT'S COOL! LET'S GONE!
The inspiration behind the "Super Warrior Powers!!" series was mostly poorly translated side-scrolling brawlers from the 8-bit days of gaming. I thought it would be funny to begin an "RPG" in arx_fatalis (on GameSurge) based around the idea when it was starting. Note that I was working while on a sugar rush.
The first...episode...took place sometime in July, we'll just say it was July 16th 2004. It was complete insanity and complete stupidity, but it was also complete bliss - complete insane stupid hyperactive bliss. That last sentence had too much of the word "complete".
Ki_Badguy: Info in his own profile, found at index page. Super form IS!!: Ki_Badguy[SuperPowerFunkyMode], who moves at blinding speed and flashes rapidly and uncontrollably (giving viewers seizures). He is armed with a COSMIC SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEBOARD-AH in this form. He can also shoot lasers from his eyes...and his forehead...somehow.
John-Mikado: Info will come soon. Super form unknown at this time.
Chi_Goodguy: Don't ask. Played by......Undying, I think. Super form, unknown at this time. Here he is to tell you a little about himself: "I am a ninja robot warrior from the future on planet england. You may call me ANNA."
MORE PLAYERS!! TO UNLOCKING!!!!
In the first episode, the introduction, I introduced many bizarre enemies - in the total of four stages that were shown. Let's go over them.
Stages One to Three (The Street! Go!): 1950s Style Street Thugs, and the boss was none other than BOSS JONESMAN.
Stages Four to Seven (American Cowboy Suburbs!!): Skateboarding Cowboys were common, the halfway boss was Deputy Boarder, the end boss for the suburbs was Sheriff Cooldude.
Stages Eight to Eleven (Underwater Food Court! Cyber Sandwich!): Submarine Sandwich Robots were the common enemies, the halfway boss was Stretch Pants Joe, the end boss for the cyber food court was Robo Clubsandwich.
Stage Twelve (Final Fightings! ATTACK CLONES!): This featured all common enemies, and BOSS JONESMAN makes an appearence as a halfway boss. Final boss(es) is/are really, REALLY discoloured clones of the PLAYER(S!)! At some point, the PLAYER(S!)! get super forms after he/she/they almost "die".
Here are a few other weird phrases heard in this......thing.
"COOL DOUBLE ATTACKING!!"
"VICTOLY! CLEAR STAGED!"
"COOLNESS STRONG ATTACKER ATTACK! LET'S GONE!"
BOSS JONESMAN: "Hey. You fight me now! Small warrior of powerrs! FIGHTING ON! GO FIGHT!"
MORE SHALL COMING!!!!!!
Super Warrior Powers 2!!: Seizure Warrior Extreme Travel to Planet Burgerking!
Super Warrior Powers 3!!: SPANISH ZOMBIES AND THE FOREIGNERS FROM DEEP SPACE STEALING CAFFEINE!!
...that's a scary enemy, space version of the band Foreigner...
AND MANY MORE!!