Bitter

I could slip, I could fall
In that mean and awful hall
With the other jealous bitches
And the bitter grumbling men

I could sneer, I could glare
Say that life is so unfair
And the one who made it, made it
'Cuz her breasts were really big

Well I don't wanna to get BITTER
I don't wanna turn cruel
I don't wanna get old before I have to

I could bitch, I could moan
Say I want to be left alone
But that's not really true
Because I like my time with you

Till you rant and you rave
Wishing fat folks to their grave
But I feel sorry for them
You say they get what they deserve

But I don't wanna get BITTER
I don't wanna turn cruel
I don't wanna get old before I have to

I don't wanna get jaded
petrified and weighted
I don't wanna get BITTER like you
Like you, with the darts in your eyes
Like you, with disdain for mankind
I was charmed, Now I wonder

Well I don't wanna get BITTER...

So I'll smile with the rest
I'll wish everyone the best
And know the one who made it
Made it 'cuz she was actually pretty good

Well I don't wanna get BITTER...

Happy Town

I wake up every morning to the sound of birds
It's really not birds, it's my neighbor's TV
She watches talk shows all day long
I used to hate her but now we get along

I used to sit under a gloomy cloud of gray
And now the sun is shining and it won't go away

I used to go up
I used to go down
Now I'm just even here in HAPPY TOWN
HAPPY TOWN

My boyfriend, Bob, he said I made him miserable
But we stayed together
'cause the sex was really good
And then he packed his bags with me to
HAPPY TOWN
We don't fuck anymore,
but we can really snuggle down

I used to sit under a gloomy cloud of gray
And now the sun is out and my whole world is beige

I used to go up...
I don't get excited
But nor do I frown
The lawn is always neat in HAPPY TOWN
HAPPY TOWN, HAPPY TOWN

To get to HAPPY TOWN you can call your doctor
You can unscrew the child-proof bottle cap
Pour yourself a glass of water

I used to sit under a gloomy cloud of gray
And now the sun is shining and it won't go away

I used to go up...
I don't get excited...

I used to go up...
I don't get excited
But nor do I frown
Life is just OK in HAPPY TOWN