and claimed that the dog talked.
"Please buy me", begged the mutt.
"My owner doesn't feed me. He's
jealous of me because I once won the Silver
Star and the Purple Heart".
The prospective buyer was truly amazed.
"That dog really does talk!
He's worth a fortune.
Why do you want to sell him for only $5?"
"Because I can't stand a liar," replied the owner.
The mother of a brilliant
college student bragged,
"Every time we get
a letter from our daughter,
we have to go to the dictionary."
"You're lucky", her neighbor said.
"every time we got a letter from ours,
we have to go to the bank".
and divide by 17, take its square root
and then subtract 6940?
A: A headache!
Computer-industry representatives have agreed that
"family control" technology on the Internet already exists,
says Craig Kilborn.
"I'd like to thank my Aunt for the Readers Digest...."
Thanks to All!
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