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Halloween Jokes

amir


1.Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?It has no guts

2.How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray...

3.What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend? Ouch...

4.How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope...

5.What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

6. How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope...

7.Why was the name of the Juses and moses the same?because in the relogion qiuz we don't forget thier name.

By Amir Bolandparvaz

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