Seriously, read it. Don't skip it because you're a jerk. READ. 

Now think about it. Carefully. 

Does it sound a little familiar? 

Is it finally time to... drop the "Squirtle" name? 

On the negative side, we'd lose our reputation. But on the positive side, we'd lose our reputation. Do we really want to continue to be hated, despised assholes? It may have worked in the past, but it doesn't seem to be serving us well right now. Look at our Empire. It's down to several people who weren't Squirtles to begin with, and then a bunch of us running around gone stupid. As much as I loved the old ways... it's time for change. 

btw, not stupid, just mindless. ...Did I just use another smilie? Argh... 

Jaque squad.. ~shudders~ 

Nothing from the past. We need to move on to the future. Dwelling on the past is why we're still called "Squirtles". We need to completely dump the Pokémon references and move into our own. Besides, some of the people around nowadays have never even been to the original Squirtle Boards. We should hook up with other groups, like the Khakainerz or the Grand Adventurers to form something new. Both of those groups are having trouble now as well. They probably won't go along with the idea since we openly fought with them, but it can't hurt to try. 

Damn this things ugly... Hey Cubone? Whats the squirtle colours? Can't remember. 

Blinky, I said Khakain's "having trouble". Your admin going psycho and you all seceding from his board qualifies as "trouble". So eph yourself, and then pee yourself too. 

Not very often you hear that from a woman I bet.