Because I'm a baby-bitch-off!!!

Hitman's House of Files (Not Flies!) - This site might have been actually usefulll. MP3s, and the connections wern't too bad. However, it's gone now, and deserves to be taken off the top.

Dhsu's Humble Adobe - Another one of those sites completley devvoted to themselves so they can post dumb links and files. The only visitiors it gets is probably from Dhsu, and some people from the FF board who have nothing better to do. However, it's probably the best site out of all of these, as it doesn't contain anything annoying, or is a ripoff of VGX's work.

Pyro X-Your Destinity Begins Here - A blantant fucking ripoff of all of VGX's sites which falls under the same catagory of Dhsu's. I'm not sure what the hell he's trying to do with this, but if it involes trying to capitalize off VGX's sites sucess by making an imposter of it, then he really is a dumb fuck. It hasn't been updated in months, and the main image looks like a 5 year old photoshoped the consoles from some K-Mart advertisements. Hitman really needs to get rid of the link, not only because the site just plain sucks, but because it's plagarism. Pyro also needs to delete the site, forget it ever happened, and hope that one day VGX doesn't get pissed off about people stealing his work. If you want my advice Pyro, start over, think of something that actually appeals to people, and make an original design instead of being lazy and stealing other people's work.
 

Cochinillo's Romulation Page - Another one of those crappy angelfire sittes where they claim to have ROM downloads, but instead they just have links to sites that where closed down months ago. Coch's intention was obvisually to try and capitalize off the huge popularity of ROM sites these days, but just like 99% of the ROM sites out there, he failed. Coch needs to modernize his site, or get rid of it. If he really wants to do people a favor in helping them get ROMs, then he should delete his site so they will have one less shitty ROM site to waste their time on.

The Unoffical Khakain/Squirtle Webpage - Honestly, what was the fucking point of this? Tell people who don't give two shits about about Khakain/Squirtle a big "war" thing they had 2 years ago? Give me a break. I could see it maybe working if it had archives of threads and screenshots of the stuff that actually happened between Khakain and Squirtle, but instead it just gives some links and some other crap that nobody cares about. Do us all a big favor Rygar and delete this.

Unholy -- Coming of the Chosen One - Another fuc<king ripoff of VGX's sites. It was updated earlier this month with an interview with VGX, and a transcript of his explinations of Candace Larren. Too bad nobody gives a flying fuck about VGX or his personal life anymore. Once again, i'd advise that this site get's deleted, Unholy forgets it ever happened, and thinks of an idea and page design that's ORIGINAL AND NOT FUCKING RIPPED OFF OF SOMEONE ELSE. Trust me, people are going to like your site one helluva lot more knowing it's original and you thought up of it instead of just ripping it off someone and then claiming it your own work.

Idols of Leisure - I don't think Gomo reliazes, but MIDI mussic was popular with websites about 3 or so years ago...right now it's just makes your site look like total shit, and the music ALWAYS sounds horrible. Not to mention, everyone these days plays their MP3s, thanks to broadband, but going to a site with a MIDI now just makes you reach for the volume bar on winamp so you can turn that annoying shit off. It makes navigating sites basicly unbearable. Moving onto the actual site however, it's the same as Dhsu's, where they just post some crappy links about crap you really don't care about. Unless you enjoy this kind of stuff, then I don't really see why this site exists. 

Chaotic Thoughts - I don't know who made this one, but it's yet another one of those personal webpages where they can post links to crap they like, and bitch about stuff to about an audience of nobody. Hey, at least she's honest about her site sucking. 

Zanarkand - WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING RELAIZE STEALING STUFF FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S SITES MAKES YOURS SITE LOOK WORSE? Besides stealing all the images on the site from other sites(Okay, so maybe he got permission. Doesn't really matter though, he still has to resort to using other people's work instead of making his own), the logo looks like it was made by a 4 year old in Paint. He doesn't even bother to use the box tool to make the area black, instead he does it with freehand. Sites like these don't belong on the internet. The rest of the site is just infromation about FF10 which too was probably borrowed/stolen from somewhere like GameFAQs, and thanks to the background, the text is almost impossible to read. This site is a disgrace to Final Fantasy as it makes it look like only idiots play the games. Thank god it's audience is only about 5 or so people.
 

And let's not forget the Board Utilities!

TwistedControllerCord.com - Using a PHP-Nuke system to post news for people who don't visit the Board? It's like trying to copy the sucess of The Board, but only in webpage form. There might have been a chance it getting some hits IF it were advertised OUTSIDE of the Board, but that never happened. I sure hope Hitman and Dallas aren't wondering why this site failed misrebly.

Tinister's Photo Gallery - This is probably the only site that actuaally is usefull. Of course, someone would have eventully thought up of the idea (Dampe tried), although Tinister was the one who actually used it to it's potental. Kudos to Tini for sticking with it, at least.

Member List - Just what exactly is this for? People who didn't visit Khakain over 3 years ago aren't going to care about the people who where there. Needs to be updated with the people who actually COME HERE. Right now it's just a contadiction of itself as most of the people on there don't come here anymore.

Timeline - Castle Guard never botherd to update the site after the first incarnation of it, and it just sat there. It would have been really nice if he got up off his ass and actually updated it, but oh well. After that it turned into some dumb Zelda game, and then he said he was going to revise the timeline. That of course never happened, and now it just says he's trying to figure out what he's going to do with the timeline...which is from back in September. Hitman needs to replace the title of the page from "Timeline" to "Castle Guard rambles about some old bullshit.

The Khakain Project - Not only is the page itself boring, but tthe game sucks. It uses all the premade tilesets, character sets, and backgrounds from the original RPG Maker 2K RTP. Not to mention, the music is ripped off from other games. I estiamte this game only took about 2 weeks or so to make, and it was quickly thrown together just so it could improve the image of the people who made it. It's like AOL...throw together a shitty product and give it to people who have no experence of working with the internet (In this case, homemade RPGs) so it makes it look like they actually did a good job with the program when it really is a piece of shit in comparison to other games out there. Of course, this wasn't exactly designed for a large group of people who would care about those kinds of things, although you should at least put fourth a little effort into the game, like have it the game you practice RPG Maker 2k stuff on. Like, if you wana try something out, but not to the RPG Maker 2k crowd, then put it in the Khakain project and see what they think of it. 
 

That concludes my ranting. Have a nice day.