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Computer virus's that must be known about! |
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1. Paul Revere virus: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack -- once if by LAN, twice if by c:> |
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2. Politically Correct Virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism" |
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3. Right to Life Virus: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives. |
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4. Government Economist Virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine. |
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5. New Word Order Virus: Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it |
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6. Federal Bureaucrat Virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer |
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7. Bobbit Virus: Removes a vital part of your hard disk then re-attaches it (but that part will never work again) |
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8. Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem |
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9. Airline virus: You're in Dallas but your data is in Singapore |
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10. Public Television Virus: Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for money |
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11. Jimmy Hoffa Virus: Your programs can never be found again |
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12. Health Care Virus: Test your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500 |
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13. George Bush virus: It starts by boldly stating "Read my docs...No new files!" on the screen. It proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new files, then blames it on the congressional virus |
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L.A.P.D. Virus: It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self-defense" |
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