The truth is here.
by [email protected]
All of these are bullshit so don't take them seriously, its just for amusement :)
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| Wonders of the World The truth is here. |
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| Gothmale ponders the workings of the universe by [email protected] |
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| ::DISCLAIMER:: All of these are bullshit so don't take them seriously, its just for amusement :) |
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| 1. What's with Shaggy from Scooby Doo? How can he eat so much and stay so thin? Well I know why. It's all that pot. I mean really, think about it, always has the munchies? So thin? He almost puts Bob Marley to shame | ||||||||||||||||
| 2. "Remember" hmm, let's analyze: when you recall of something from the past. So the first time you learn of that something you would "member" it wouldn't you? Then everytime after you recall that something you would "Re-member" it | ||||||||||||||||
| 3. Got Milk? commercials... does it REALLY make youw ant to drink milk? There again, does it actually tell you to drink milk? Methinks not... From what I have gathered the reason those commercials exsist is supposedly because Americans are not getting enough calcium in their diet. But, since it doesn't actually tell you to drink milk, what then? I believe it's just a reminder to make sure you have some ready. *IT'S A WARNING OF AN IMMEDIATE SHORTAGE OF MILK!!* | ||||||||||||||||
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| 5. "Obey your thrist, Sprite." Well guess what mister annoucer guy, my thirst doesn't say to drink sprite... or coke.. or pepsi or any other softdrink. And if i DID obey my thirst it would consist of a gallon of syrup, a pint of bleach and 3 bottles of lysterine (blue kind) | ||||||||||||||||
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