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We all know about the famous Yo mama jokes..... well, personally... i think that those jokes are dumb and stupid...... any ways.... i've posted some of those jokes that i saw some ..hmmmm... shall i say funniness in them..... and here they are.. YO MAMA IS SO FAT
Yo mama so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her Yo mama so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans Yo mama so fat people go on expeditions on her tits! Yo mama so fat, when I walked by her house, I saw her ass in every window! Yo mama so fat when she went outside with yellow biker shorts, two midgets jumpped in her ass and thought she was a cab.
Yo mama so ugly your dad's breath smells like shit because he would rather kiss her ass.
Yo mama so old that her tities got sour milk.
Yo mama so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. Yo mama so nasty she got fired from the Sperm Bank for drinking on the job. Yo mama so nasty she has two pu**ies and they both stink.
Yo mama like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn! Yo mama like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on! Yo mama like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her! Yo mama like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrownin the gutter, and still comes back for more! Yo mama like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck Yo mama like a Pepsi machine! Put in a quarter and out comes the next generation. |