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They’ve got that comfortable place on their shoulder thats perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep.
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They’re at peace with their bodies, except for maybe some minor anxiety over height, baldness, and/or penis size.
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They’re enthusiastic about our bodies, even when were not.
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They’re beyond enthusiastic about sex.
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They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall.
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Chest hair, forearm hair and the feel of a newly shaved cheek.
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Bravery around snakes, waterbugs, bats and flat tires.
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Their unapologetic lust for a nice hunk of beef or chocolate cake.
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Their ability to solve problems simply by throwing a ball around.
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The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball cap backward, of their inner Little Leaguer.
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How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it.
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Penises - we couldn’t have designed them better ourselves.
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What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action.
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They make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys.
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They really love their moms.
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They remind us of our dads.
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They don’t mind accompanying a woman to a party even though she looks like a movie star and they look like the chauffeur.
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Their near-endless appetite for discussing the ins and outs of work and money - ours as well as theirs.
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Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets, changing oil and assembling gas grills - jobs any intelligent woman can do but would be nuts to volunteer for.
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They never care what their horoscope says.
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They rarely lie about their age, their weight or their clothing size.
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How awestruck they are in the face of a Wonderbra or a homemade cookie.
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How sexy their butts look in jeans.
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How sexy their hands look in wedding rings.
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How much they like us just the way we are.
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