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Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
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Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
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I think hairy butts are really sexy.
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Hey, get a whiff of that one.
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Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just
too cute.
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This diamond is way too big.
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I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
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Wow, it really is 14 inches!
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Does this make my butt look too small?
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I'm wrong. You must be right again.
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