Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

 
  1. Someone get the janitor...we're going to need a clean up
  2. Bo Bo.. Bad dog!!! Come back with that!!!!
  3. Wait a minute, if this is the spleen, then what is that?
  4. Hand me that.. uh... uh...that thingie
  5. Better save that, we'll need it for the autopsy
  6. Has anyone seen my Rolex?
  7. Darn! There goes the lights again.
  8. You know, there's big money in kidneys...and this guy's got 2 of them
  9. Could you stop that thing from beating.. It's throwing my concentration off.
  10. What's that doing in here?
  11. I hate it when they are missing stuff in here.
  12. That's cool.. now can you make the leg twitch?
  13. Sterile, Smerile.. the floor's clean, right?
  14. What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
  15. Can you take a picture from this angle? This is truly a freak of nature.
  16. this patient already has kids, am I correct?
  17. Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donor card?
  18. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
  19. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
  20. Darn! Page 49 of the manual is missing!

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