A Woman said:
I have been married 10 times.
Let me tell you what was wrong with each...

1. My first husband was a musician: all he wanted to do was sing to it.
2. My second husband was a doctor: all he wanted to do was examine it.
3. My third husband was a politician: all he wanted to do was make promises to it.
4. My fourth husband was a psychiatrist: all he wanted to do was talk about it.
5. My fifth husband was a photographer: all he wanted to do was take pictures of it.
6. My six husband was a policeman: all he wanted to do was keep it under lock and key.
7. My seventh husband was a hairdresser:n all he wanted to do was tease it.
8. My eighth husband was a gourmet: all he wanted to do was taste it.
9. My ninth husband was a teacher: all he wanted to do was do it over and over again until he got it right.
10. My tenth husband and last is the one I an married to now and the one I like the best.
11. He is a mechanic: he tore it up the first night and has been working on it ever since.