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Don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
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Always look younger
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Find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
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Can always see their toes and shoes
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Can sleep on their stomachs
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Have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
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Know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
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Know that everything more than a handful is wasted
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Can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
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Can take aerobics class without running the risk of knocking themselves
out
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Can hug closer, nicer, and longer
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