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You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.
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No one will start rumors about how much you sleep.
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You won't complain in the morning about not getting any.
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You don't have to pay for sleep.
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You don't need to sleep after sleeping.
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Sleep can last a good eight hours.
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You can sleep in church.
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While sleeping, you can have sex with anyone you want.
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Your teddy bear never complains.
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It's legal to sleep in any position in all 50 states.
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