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The female always makes The Rules.
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The Rules are subject to change without prior notification.
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No male can possibly know all The Rules.
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If the female suspects the male knows all The Rules, she must immediately
change some or all of The Rules.
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The female is never wrong.
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If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct
result of something the male did or said wrong.
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If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the
misunderstanding.
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The female may change her mind at any time.
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The male must never change his mind without the expressed written consent
of the female.
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The female has every right to be angry and upset at any time.
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The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to
be angry or upset.
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The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not
she wants him to be angry or upset.
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The male is expected to mind read at all times.
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The male who does not abide by The Rules cannot take the heat, lacks backbone,
and is a wimp.
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Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
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If the female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.
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The female is ready when she is ready.
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The male must be ready at all times.
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