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I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing
geek in "Deliverance.")
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There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)
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I'm not attracted to you in that way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever
laid eyes upon.)
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My life is too complicated right now. (I'm waiting for a rich sugar daddy.)
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I've got a boyfriend. (I've got a vibrator.)
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I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you
were in the same solar system, much less the same building.)
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It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
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I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling
as my job is better than dating you.)
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I'm celibate. (One look at you and I'm ready to swear off men altogether.)
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Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating
detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)
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