Q: What do blondes put behind their ears to atttract men?
A: Their legs.

Q: What's an open can of tuna in a lesbians house?
A: Air freshiner

Q: What's 69 + 69?
A: dinner for 4

Q: Why is 88 better then 69?
A: Because you get ate (8) twice

Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
A: We really do taste like chicken

Q: If 2 lesbians and 2 faggots got in to a race who would win?
A: the lesbians because they were lickedy split and the faggot were still packin their shit

Q: How do you know when a blond has been using a computer?
A: When the joystick is wet.

Q: How do you know when a blond has been using a computer?
A: When there is white out on the screen.

Q: What is the difference between a blond and a computer?
A: A blond won't accept a 3.5 inch floppy.

Q: What is the difference between a 747 and a blonde?
A: Not everybody has ridden a 747.

Q: What is the best thing about getting a blow job?
A: You finally get her to shut up

Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A: A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotapuss

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Megasoreus

Q: What do a man and linoleum have in common?
A: If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

Q: What's the difference between a light bulb and a sports car?
A: It's easy to screw in a light bulb.

Q: Lover's celebrate Valentine's Day, but what do lonely men celebrate?
A: Palm Sunday.

Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with the light on.

Q: What did the civil rights activist say after he had quintuplets?
A: I have overcome.

Q: Why were the movie star's fans dissapointed after his first nude movie?
A: He had a very small part.

Q: What is the similarity between a virgin and a hemophiliac?
A: One prick and it's all over.

Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A: The pool table doesn't have any balls.

Q: What's better than being up to your thighs in beer?
A: Being up to your nuts in cider!!

Q: How do you fit 4 gay guys on a bar stool?
A: Turn it upside down!

Q: How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
A: She opens the car door!

Q: Why do blonds like tilt steering wheels?
A: .More head room!

Q: Why do blonds like sun roofs?
A: .More leg room!

Q: Why did the condom fly across the room?
A: He was pissed off.

Q: What does a female elephant use as a tampon?
A: A sheep.

Q: What did the coconut say to the palm tree when the hurricane was comming?
A: Hold your nuts this is not going to be any ordinary blow job!