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Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay.
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There'd be a cure for stretch marks.
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Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
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Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem.
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All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent effectiveness.
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Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained.
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Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment.
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They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute.
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Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm.
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Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags.
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They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him."
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Paternity suits would be a line of clothes.
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They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.
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Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.
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Women would rule the world!
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