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Whenever answering the phone, and its for your boss, say "He's under his
desk screwing his secretary. Can I take a message?"
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Strip off all your clothes. Complain about how hot it is in the office,
regardless of the temperature
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When your boss is on the phone scream "Dammit! I'm expecting a call!! Stay
off the phone!!"
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If your boss bumps into you, start screaming sexual harassment. Talk in
great lengths about the state laws on harassment. Get the authorites involved.
Threaten to sue.
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Sleep with your boss's daughter. Videotape it. Pass out copies around the
office. Brag about how easy she was.
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Steal various office equipment (pencils, staplers, desks). Frame your boss
for it.
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When asked to do something start laughing hysterically. Continue this for
five minutes. Calm down and say, "Oh, you were being serious?"
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Loosen the bolts on the boss's chair. Laugh loudly when he/she falls down.
Play innocent.
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Whenever the boss starts to tell you a story, interrupt him/her with a
story of your own. Make sure the story is boring and has no point whatsoever.
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Send a dozen roses to your boss's house when their spouse is home. Sign
an ex-flames name on the card. Next day, ask him/her how their evening
was. Be obvious.
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