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You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend.
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No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch.
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Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner.
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Your computer doesn't mind if you are unshaved, haven't showered this week
or are sitting by it in your underwear.
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If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away.
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No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends.
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With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore.
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A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well.
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You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend.
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Computers never, EVER gets a period.
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